[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[helenvaughans]

imo this website is so weird at least partially bc at least half the user base basically sees everything as a joke and takes nothing seriously and then the other half is deadly serious about everything and has no sense of humor whatsoever

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[lobaznyuk]

kalmykova cheated death today on vault omg...

[lobaznyuk]

russian gymnastics is so back

[tutyayilmazz]

and this incredible(!) fall from a junior... THAT'S MY TEAM 🗣

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[titsay]

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[introvertia]

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[angelwalking]

i was watching a german floor routine and enjoying it jsut fine and then she went into wolf turn position and i shouted NO and turned it off immediately

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.