(At Last, The Storm)

Sic vis pacem para bellum

[unbfacts]

In 1990, the grand marshal of the LA Gay Pride Parade was an 82-year-old retired straight female professor. Her research in the 1950s led to homosexuality no longer being considered a mental illness in the United States.

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i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!!

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💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🖤

[narwhaled]

[woodmeat]

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

My brain:

[arabianbite]

I was walking with my 5 year old cousin and these grown ass people started calling her a ‘little terrorist’. Yes they’re trump supporters.

[arabianbite]

If you guys can, we’re trying to get these people exposed

[tartyjuice]

Her Names Bianca Elidia Turano. She is going to Cal State Fulerton, and get this, she is trying to be a social worker. She wants to work with kids yet does this shit. 

[mybladderisabagel-deactivated-jk]

The man’s name is Johnny Turano

[ryanphantom]

it’s pretty crazy that the top two rotten tomatoes movies right now are

A) a movie about love between a woman and a sea monster

B) a movie about love between a space alien and greg sestero

[moon-junki]

[charlesoberonn]

What are some of the juiciest Tommy Wiseau conspiracy theories?

[bagofgroceries]

That he’s a real person

[charlesoberonn]

A bit far-fetched, but I buy it.

[zomtaya-deactivated20180701]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[snowradish]

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

[unbfacts]

The word “moment” comes from a medieval unit of time. On medieval sundials, there were 40 moments per hour. So a moment was about 90 seconds.

[baapi-makwa]

[startrekgifs]

We’re taking a break today to speak out on a critical issue.

If you’re in the U.S. it’s critical that you make at least three (3) phone calls today. One to each of your Senators, and one to your Represenative in the House.

Tell them you demand they take immediate action to permanently protect Net Neutrality.

Text Resist Bot at 50409 for help contacting your representatives.

[mysharona1987]

[gaylor-moon]

This is the FUCK TRUMP fairy god mother, ,,good luck and tidings will come to you but only if you comment FUCK TRUMP

[halfofanelephant]

FUCK TRUMP

[homoluigi]

The sticker on the right is the name of the police chief who threatened to arrest her for disorderly conduct over the sticker

[postremo-tempestatem]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[haiku-robot]

if you can think of a better way to find nessie i’d love to hear it

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