X-cessive Observer

Alexandra 🍐 Bi 30 Female Levittown, PA Kpop, anime, art, puns, animals, cool things, funny things, cute things ALL THE THINGS!!!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[avyc02]

Savage Rumi! Figured why have two swords if you aren’t going to try dual wielding them? 🔥🔥🔥

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[pirategf]

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

[big8cola]

Lets just end it all

[big8cola]

Ladies... those ugly blue hair dyke "feminists" might tell you its wrong to want to be a wife and mother and rear 15 children for your husband... But the REAL feminism is just following your heart 🥹❤️ as long as following your heart means that you want to be a wife and mother and rear 15 children. You're sticking it to those ugly hairy dykes!

[alyxandraz]

I am a feminist all the way but I do in fact wish to be a mother to many children. Maybe not 15 though haha Also, I would love to have a partner to help me with said children but if I can financially take care of said children on my own then no partner needed.

I just love children y'all.

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

[ftl-faster-than-life]

Kind of funny how when you're obsessed with a certain character their mere presence on your screen can lift your mood. Like yeah I have probably like 10 diagnosed and undiagnosed ways my brain works atypically but one of those quirks makes it possible for The Character to salvage my whole day.

[squeakitties]

just fucked a rock tumbler and my shit's soooo smooth and polished right now

[squeakitties]

had nothing better to do

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Vampire Vid Visiting His Home, oil on linen by Dragan Bibin

[mister-carnival]

At the edge of the ocean, it pours endlessly, love in all it's splendor.

[teratocore]

I feel like demons would have to present as some seriously horrifying and messed up shit to actually strike fear into a modern person. A dude with horns and fangs and a tail is just gonna turn some of us on.

[what-big-teeth]

But you have those of us who are into the horrifying/eldritch form so…

[starcatching]

SEONGHWA ☆ SKIN 260314

[uwemagain]

Come on.

Duang with You | EP. 7