List of rules that every member of Team Prime must follow regardless of whether you are at the base or outside it.
1. Jack and Arcee are forbidden to sell Arcee as an ordinary motorcycle. We know that she gave consent to this and always runs away from buyers. This is fraud for heaven’s sake.
2. It is forbidden to shove Raphael into the microwave.
2.1. It does not matter that he suggested it and gave full consent.
3. "Lmao" is not an appropriate answer to the question "How serious is your injury?"
4. Whoever told Optimus about Wikipedia, you’d better confess yourself.
4.1. I don’t care that this isn’t a rule. Just confess.
5. Snakes are forbidden at the base.
5.2. Goats too (Where did you get a goat?!)
6. Any living creature that falls under the classification “animals” is forbidden at the base.
7. Miko and Wheeljack are not animals. If they are wandering near the base, let them inside.
8. It is forbidden to shove Jack into the refrigerator.
9. Miko is forbidden to approach any household appliances without the supervision of a responsible person.
10. Wheeljack, Arcee and Smokescreen are not “responsible persons.”
11. Ratchet is always right.
11.1. Unless it concerns his physical and/or mental health.
12. If you suspect that Ratchet is under the influence of substances, on the verge of losing consciousness, or in poor physical and/or mental condition, inform Optimus and leave the base.
13. Do not use “Ave, Satan!” when meeting Megatron.
14. It is forbidden to teach Optimus slang.
15. Optimus is forbidden to use slang.
16. Stop playing accompanying music during battles. It does not create a “cool effect” but reveals your location to the enemy.
17. Do not mention ninjas around Ratchet
18. Hanging children from rafters is not an appropriate “disciplinary measure.”
18.1. Especially since Miko liked it.
18.2. The argument “My creators did this to me” does not work.
Refer this issue to Optimus.
19. It is forbidden to use Optimus as a place to sleep.
20. Monopoly is forbidden.
20.2. 20 Questions are also forbidden.
20.3. Truth or Dare is strictly forbidden. (NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY INSTINCT FOR SELF-PRESERVATION!)
21. Game nights are forbidden.
22. Any references to pop culture, movies, TV series, etc. are forbidden.
23. Horoscopes are forbidden.
24. Jack and Arcee are not allowed to visit the circus.
25. Rafael may use the computer only under the supervision of responsible persons.
25.2. In this case, Ratchet is also not considered a “responsible person.”
26. Smokescreen is not an appropriate source of knowledge about Cybertron. He lies half the time.
27. It is forbidden to call Ultra Magnus “Mr. Krabs.”
27.1. also forbidden to call him the Grinch.
28. Bulkhead is not under any curses. So stop convincing him of that. He is simply clumsy.
29. Crucifixion does not work on Decepticons.
29.1. The Star of David either.
29.2. Decepticons are not demons in the human sense, so stop throwing religious symbols at them.
30. It is forbidden to call Ratchet a nurse.
31. Senpai is not an appropriate form of address.
32 Swearing is forbidden.
32.1. Swearing in foreign languages is also forbidden. Optimus will understand anyway.
A. This list is not exhaustive and will be supplemented or changed depending on the situation.
B. Only Optimus and Ratchet have the right to change or supplement the list.
b.a. Ultra Magnus has lost this right
C. Only Optimus may change or supplement this list.
c.a. Except in cases concerning his well-being, then Ratchet has this right.