potat0platypus

23 Any pronouns work, just be nice to me Surprisingly many versions of this name was taken You’re not my dad

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[potat0platypus]

Man cannot live on girl dinner alone , you gotta have fruits and vegetables sometimes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[adamantineheart]

i'm always impressed by the careers/studies of female athletes but i long for the equality of no thoughts head empty jock women who get a bazzilion dollars because Hit Ball Good

[stupidpumpkinboo]

Ice seals

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[desk-drawerr]

Duckies on the way to gay <3

happy pride :)

[desk-drawerr]

Now Ducky, don't touch those bagels.

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[recoiled4]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[icarussympathizer]

on javadi’s 21st, santos keeps doing the “what’s nine + ten?? twenty oneee” vine at her. javadi knows the reference, but hates its inaccuracy anyways.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[mermaidrobby]

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[sans-sucre-eaurouge]

how often do you have a sweet treat?

every day

once a week

once a month

few times a year

only on big events

fred

Voting ended onJul 6

please reblog for sample size and add nuance in tags!

also. what do you define as a sweet treat?

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and