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meddysoul-deactivated20181207

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

meddysoul-deactivated20181207

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rainbowgazes-archive

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

himejoshikomaeda

Chillin

cryptiboy

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

myliobatiste

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

trukingofskeletonhell

that’s just how goths are sometimes

unpredictablememes

stability

stimman3000

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

stimman3000

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

ciceroi-nightingale

I eat the powder straight from the pack

jammdeluxe

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

gayllotine

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

alanmorlock

gevion-deactivated20180225

do you love the colour of the sky

misslorable

delete this

free-rice17

Good point

brown-hearts

I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.

childhoodruiner

drkinfession

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.