Because, why not?

Christa. Cancer. Married to a Marine. My blog is trash and so am I.

[dayvan]

me: [says something, anything at all, to anyone ever] me, internally: when will i ever shut up. when will i shut the fuck up. when will i learn to Be Quiet

[potato-walrus-blog]

Fuck just let me vent I don't want anyone's fucking pity not everything needs a response

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Yeah bro hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

[rotking]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[widewaterwoman]

have you ever seen someone so charming

[pinkyoungk]

[newyorkcynicism-deactivated2017]

or not voting at all

[skellydun]

can’t wait to have a continuous panic attack for the next four years

[graphs4u]

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[potentdream-deactivated20241205]

[potato-walrus-blog]

It's been awhile. Oh, and I'm pregnant now.

[motherearthsign]

friend: ends a text with a period me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[divalocity]

Serena Williams for The Fader

Photography by Jody Rogac Styling by Shibon Kennedy

[rcah]

this got too real

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

oh my fucking g*d