[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 😀 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/22/working-from-home

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[smokeythebearthemovie]

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

[botanize]

opinion on music?

I absollutely love it :) I know not many people do but I am kinda weird.

[wieczorynka]

Przygody Kota Filemona, odcinek 4. Gwiazdka

[shalmonsdraws]

honkin yappin

[myjetpack]

Two cartoons about autumn.

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this week’s New Scientist

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

video version

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

[justsomeguycore]

knock knock

[dismembered-jackalope]

who's there

[justsomeguycore]

deez

[dismembered-jackalope]

sigh

deez who ?

[justsomeguycore]

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[peteneems]

[fruitz]

[shhhitsfine]

Brought to you by the BBC

[innerchildabortionclinic]

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

[venusthemorningstar]

She took the kids menu

[parakavka]

(via 【ビーグル（beagle）犬との暮らし】 on X: “ぴとっ https://t.co/6mCS8gbC98” / X)

[peteneems]