Mr Me

Dysfunctional at best.

[potatogentlemen]

Me: I want somebody to love me.

Somebody: so... I like you.

Me: no.

[brucebocchi]

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

[gaymoods]

THANK

GOD

[tobpdornottobpd]

“the agonizing pain of being ignored” vs “the terrifying scrutiny of people paying attention to me”

[jokes-i-probably-stole]

Things we've learned in 2021

1. A single subreddit made of trolls can break the US economy

2. A single ship and a storm can break international trade

[marlinspirkhall]

And, it’s only month three! I wonder what cool new anticapitalist skills we will unlock later.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[ryan-sometimes]

You can always tell when a gay character was written by a gay person because the stereotypes used are the accurate ones

[ryan-sometimes]

There are gay stereotypes for straight people and gay stereotypes for gay people

[teaboot]

Straight gay stereotypes: Men with nice hair and fashionable clothes, high voices, lisps, involved in musical theater, women with short haircuts and flannel shirts who have cats

Queer gay stereotypes: Denim jacket, pant cuffs rolled up, crop top, enamel pin collection, piercings, driver's licence career relationship with father: pick 2, childhood crush on a cartoon villain, funky hair colour, good taste in music, your highschool friends all turned out to be queer, "I'm dead inside", everyone you like is your husband wife or spouse, cats again

[teaboot]

Can't believe I forgot "found family trope specifically searched in AO3" for group 2

[sk8thematchablossom]

Studio Bones really saw our insane reaction to Cherry getting his shit kicked in in episode 9 and said “HMMMMM you know, we have like 6 other main characters on this show with equally breakable bones...”

[kafiguas]

[mafuyuh]

I wanna infinitely skate together with you!

[littlethunderstormm]

They are pretty much in love with each other

[meangirlnurse]

i’ve started replacing “i want to die” with “i feel overwhelmed” in my internal monologue, which is usually more accurate and more productive

[philonotis]

ive been working on replacing ‘im so stupid’ with ‘im so silly’ and it has the same effect!

[shrunkencannelini]

“I can’t do this” -> This will be a challenge for me, it’s normal to feel intimidated

“I hate this” -> This is a tough situation to handle and I’m doing my best

“I hate myself” -> I’m struggling with low self esteem right now, I need to support myself as I would a friend

“I can’t believe I forgot again” -> It’s tough to balance so many things, maybe I need to let go of some of them

“They’re not going to like me” -> I don’t have to perform for anyone, my personality is valid and loveable just as is

The list could go on and on…

Redirecting the “blame” from yourself and recognizing that you are a human suffering through normal, difficult human experiences is important. Support yourself like you’d support any of your close friends if they said these things.

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CUCKFIELD REAL?

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

NO FUCKING WAY

[junior-egg]

Flight attendant: Before we land, please make sure all your electronic devices are secure

Nazbol to Transhumanist: Do you feel safe?

[incorrectjregquotes]

Nazbol: Think, what would Dad do in this situation? Nazi: [in Nazbol′s mind] No one loves you, you little fuck. Nazbol: I’m beginning to think I have issues.

[rowantula]

if we are mutuals you can imagine me doing this when i like and rb your poasts

[clubpenguinkiller]