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HE'S BISEXUAL!!!!
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Sonia: Piers, what do you like the most about Raihan?
Piers: When he shuts the fuck up.
November has been one hell of a year
wait for it
At first I was like: You guys going to throw a punch or are you gonna keep dancing?
And then I was like: Alright then.
HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS
*enemies to lovers speedskate
The Brain from Planet Arous | 1957
Me at 3 am trying to get back to sleep
The Merry Thieves in the 2020's!
Has this been done yet
itâs sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like thereâs no non-fucked up part of rasputinâs existence
did he do something problematic i thought he was just russiaâs greatest love machine
basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes heâs a prophet or a saint because heâs got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russiaâs queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her sonâs haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, âcause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to.Â
then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and itâs helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesnât die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesnât die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isnât looking, and he doesnât die, but they think heâs dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like heâs gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesnât die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesnât go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get thisâŠ. he diedâŠ. of hypothermia.
additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.
op was right. thereâs no non-fucked up part of this dudeâs existence. even his second funeral was fucked
Reblog if youâre part of a hostile nation thatâs declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you donât know the best thing! Â The best thing is: heâs right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. Â This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australiaâs legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. Â (Second link.)
Youâre telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and Iâm only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just âcause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and iâm talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.Â
they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the âlife liberty and the pursuit of happinessâ part from the american declaration of independence. and hereâs the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the âadministratorâ of a republic. their website, however, says that âupon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treasonâ. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.
everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.
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Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
thatâs it. iâm moving.
Ekekekekekek compilation.
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Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
This is my new favorite thing
âportraits of people reacting to nudityâ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk
Iâll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see itâŠ.
i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat
powerfulâŠ