Wallflower for Life

hey ya'll I'm Ge, 21, gold is my fave colour (: im a potato

[hitmewithcute]

[iridessence]

I’M SCREAMING this was SO rude

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[gobblechopstv]

[oneofthoselostboys]

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs sometimes.

[ru-ru-ru-ru-rupauldragrace-blog]

Is that Rupaul

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

[himmlischzain]

[fartinonfaces]

OP DELIVERS

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[pettydavis]

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

[virusmnd]

Oh wow the original graces my dash finally bless

[lord-kitschener]

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

hey what the fuck

[lord-kitschener]

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

[timemachineyeah]

I hate that so many places will automatically convert :P into 

like what is that. That’s not what I wanted to convey at all. 

:P means

.

LG is the only company that gets it at all 

Thank you for your service, LG. You alone understand. My apologies to anyone using your service who tries to sent this to anyone using any of the other services.

[ghostclvb]

IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

@lifeinahole27

[lifeinahole27]

Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.

[wellhellotragic]

@lifeinahole27

When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet

[kairelite]

Update!

[catchymemes]

[staff]

we warned you about that anime shit

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

[brucesterling]

*Meanwhile, on Twitter

[the-reylo-void]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple