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[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[devilishdescent]

chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

They shot abraham lincoln in the hat and he died

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[typhus-andronicus]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

mr beast: i BRANDED eight BILLION people with MY MARK

[savedgame]

[damazcuz]

It's laying absolute egg.

[gutpuker-deactivated20251012]

"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe

[rslashrats]

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

[carl-lenn]

Theyre being so mean to her

[elodieunderglass]

Hat tip @aranov

[shirtsthatgohard]

[victusinveritas]

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[sandmandaddy69]

[ryansreign]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

[moved2downvote]

ants when i spray them with raid

[pettydavis]

all of these ppl are dancing to different songs

[7dmom]

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

[7dmom]

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

[perryfellow]

[ginger-ale-official]

This post features wizard ass. Very cool.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')