Mork Nutt

Courtney. Silky. Guppy. #1 player hater. TTC is my main squeeze Roll Tide ✌🏻️

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[nautilusing]

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

[angelshawke]

RT Extra Life 2017 (2016 l 2015 l 2014) + Matt singing at the end of the stream

+ total amount raised in 24 hours:

[nkim-illustrates]

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

[neverthere12345]

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[ithelpstodream]

[larndraws]

[henry-cooldown]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[mugglesofficial]

im SCREAMIBG

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME

[potatowands]

Hello depression, my old friend.

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[wilwheaton]

(via cool : LateStageCapitalism)

[j4ya]