Rachel.⚡

queer 🏳️‍🌈 in love 😍 anxiety battler🥊 entp 🦊 aries ♈ gryffindor 🦁

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[patheticfruitcake]

[whitesunlars]

new conspiracy theory just dropped: eurovision 2023 was rigged for sweden would win so that they could host in 2024 during 50th anniversary of ABBA’s win

[reality-detective]

A male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece. ✨

[lovestory]

TAYLOR’S VERSION

[auditorycheesecakes]

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

[hissluthisprincess]

A wet pussy and eyes full of love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[calellon]

[mysharona1987]

[hategarden]

They fuckin called her ordinaire

[psychotic-gerardway]

I GOT POLLS SO UH TRY AND KEEP THIS AT THE RIGHT PERCENTAGES YOU CAN COORDINATE IN THE TAGS

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Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[divineandmajesticinone]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?  

[stars-bean]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[glowcowboy]

oh btw just in case nobody ever told you. just because your life looks different than you thought it would doesn't mean that your life is bad or wrong or disappointing or less than. sometimes things aren't good or bad. sometimes they're just different

[happifying-things]

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[boosyboo9206]

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

mike oiseauxwski

[spacelazarwolf]

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

[watches-and-windchimes]

Saw someone asking "so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?"

Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that's called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers