Opinions of a Vampire

Organised chaos

[dannyboyandpdawg]

Phannies: goddd they're so relaxed together at the chelsea flower show what a wonderful era we're in

Dan: my hair looks like SHIT

Phil: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWERS

[kibutsulove]

pre exile noldor don’t even craft anymore they just look at you like this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[queercomesthesun]

Obsessed with the

Phil: "i dont like nightclubs"

Dan: "i wanna go to more"

Phil: "when are we going?"

[potentiallyavampire]

Why am i not surprised that when god is angry his wrath is delivered by men who preach with guns in their hand.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[molkoism]

i made dnp in ts4 why is dan so biblically accurate and phil looks like Some Guy because of the hair :-(((( i need to get a better hair for him!!!!!

[potentiallyavampire]

why does no one ever talk about tired eyelashes

[potentiallyavampire]

Older people love saying that young people don’t understand nuance while keeping the same ideology they’ve had since the fifties like a tin of corned beef in the cupboard that lacks an expiration date.

[potentiallyavampire]

Me when I design male characters: Ill give them pretty hair ig.

Me when i design female characters: THEY MUST BE BUILT AS THE TREES THAT BORE THEM

[potentiallyavampire]

I don’t want to be a man. But I sometimes wish i could live by the rules of one. To not live with my body being seen as a ornament or a shameful thing. To not have to prove my knowledge or authority. To not always be on the lookout for my safety. To be confident, without being rude. I love being a woman. But in societies eyes, just being a woman is never enough. A man can just be. A woman has to fight twice as hard just to be seen, and even thats shes shamed for. What must it be like, i wonder? To not carry the weight of thousands of years of shame on your shoulders. Just because you were born one way and not the other. To go through life not constantly proving yourself worthy of respect. To be seen as a person first. Before being seen as somthing else.

[potentiallyavampire]

I don’t know why humans insist on making up all these things like justice and morals and then refuse to use them. Humanity is just the equivalent of that one person who constantly goes on a diet but just cannot stick with it. They’ll say: “oh I’m cutting out lactose it makes me so bloated” and then you find them in the kitchen at three am stuffing a whole piece of Gouda in their mouth.

[potentiallyavampire]

New Dan and Phil podcast intro be like:

Dan: This year I lost my dear husband

Phil: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD

Dan: Sometimes i can still hear his voice

[potentiallyavampire]

Making the decision to watch dan and phil play poppy playtime 5 while i nap.

[potentiallyavampire]

10/10 would recommend. The screaming is very relaxing

[potentiallyavampire]

Making the decision to watch dan and phil play poppy playtime 5 while i nap.

[red-string-of-phate]

this is now lost media

you know i saved this shit you're welcome

[bluebirdlester]

dan and phil silent 1 minute livestream, preserved