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@potsofpans
It's me, ya boi
blep
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
jesus fuck
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this already, but reblogging again just to be safe
Ugh cramps thank you Mitol at 3:45 am ur a godsend
commission pieces of aziraphale in lingerie + bonus ;)
please do not repost or use!!
more aziraphale in cute outfits ( x ) and ( x )
Good Omens Fanfic Masterlist
[Organized alphabetically; last updated 14 August, 2019]
New and updated masterlist previously found on a sideblog that has since been deleted, back thanks to an anonymous request.
Among the Fields of Gold: Rated G. Angst with a happy ending; ~800 words. Eleven years after Armageddon, Crowley suffers from PTSD and depression, and Aziraphale does his best to take care of him.
The Chain: Rated T. Set in Medieval England (the Danelaw to be specific); ~4k words. This is an origin story for the chain that Crowley wears around his neck in the series. Features actually-married Ineffable Husbands, and NB!Crowley. There are some obvious minor historical/botanical inaccuracies, and I realize this. I am a historian.
Crowley’s Trousers: Rated T. Comedy; ~500 words. Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to have a quick one while the bookshop is closed for lunch, but Crowley’s too-tight trousers get in the way.
I Don’t Mind: Rated T. Fem!Aziraphale AU; ~4k words. Based on a post in which someone suggested Adam accidentally place Aziraphale in the wrong body after kicking him out of Madame Tracy’s, a female one resembling Doctor Who actress Billie Piper.
Is This a Cult?: Rated M. Comedy; ~900 words. Crowley and Aziraphale stumble upon a pair of sexual fantasy confession blogs about themselves, and Aziraphale wonders if they belong to an angel-fucking cult.
A Lazy Morning in the South Downs: Rated G. Domesticity, fluff; ~600 words. Several years after Armageddon, Crowley and Aziraphale are living together in the South Downs. Adam has now grown up and married, and he and his spouse have adopted a baby, who Aziraphale would like to meet.
A Midnight Message: Rated G. Comedy, set in the early 19th century in England; ~500 words. Crowley sends Aziraphale an urgent message via a stable boy.
Not the Only One: Rated T. Multi-chapter fic with multiple settings; in-progress. Beginning just after Crowley’s Fall from Heaven and ending with his and Aziraphale’s move to the South Downs, this story follows their relationship from God’s perspective as She makes deals with the devil and plays a long, arduous Ineffable Game to ensure they’re always in the right place at the right time, and sometimes meets with Crowley along the way to help him understand his path.
Returning the Favor: Rated G. Fluff, set the day after Armageddon; ~600 words. After dining at the Ritz, Aziraphale and Crowley get caught in the rain, and Crowley shields Aziraphale from the rain with his wing, just as Aziraphale did for him six thousand years ago.
Stranded: Rated T. Fluff, domesticity, hinted smut; ~900 words. While on holiday, Crowley and Aziraphale are forced to stay inside due to bad weather. They watch a movie, drink cocoa, and end up making love for the first time.
The Talk: Rated T. Comedy turned angst (oops); ~1k words. Set on the night of the baby swap; Aziraphale realizes Crowley doesn’t actually know where babies come from and is forced to give his companion of more than six thousand years The Talk.
Time After Time: Rated E. Angst, comedy, smut, fluff, sort of condensed slow-burn; ~6k words. Based on a request for a fic in which Crowley deals with internalized homophobia and gets into fights over whether or not he’s gay, and Aziraphale, who is a bit more confident with his sexuality, sorts it out for him.
Twelve O’Clock in Soho: Rated E. Smut and some light angst; ~2k words. Set on the night Crowley met Lance Corporal Shadwell and Aziraphale gave him the thermos of holy water. Crowley wants Aziraphale but sleeps with Shadwell instead, featuring a brief flashback to Ancient Rome.
Work For Idle Hands: Rated E. Smut; ~4k words. Nanny Ashtoreth x Lesbian Reader insert. Nanny Ashtoreth sneaking around with the Dowlings’ maid.
HC: Aziraphale is easily flustered in intimate moments, and when he does, his wings opens out of control (like how Lucifer wings just opens when he's excited. Im talking about the Lucifer show on Netflix)
You guys have enough sweetness in this yet?
alright im gonna say it :/ big and defined noses are extremely fucking good and can easily center facial shape and add interest to a face the way a button nose cannot. and if you do not agree you are firstly my enemy and secondly a coward
another in the “warlock gets dragged along and just plays on his gameboy through armageddon”. and apparently gets also adopted by War. (and gets Pollution, Famine and Death as uncles and *insert non binary equivalent*)
anyway, i apologise for how dumb this is.
How Society Polices Women’s Clothing (No Matter What We Wear)
Am I just imagining that trans rep? (On the show more cleavage one)
I hope you’re not imagining it.
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
I’m more than shocked! Please guys stay save and say it to your boyfriend or whoever!
These are things you only learn on Tumblr
every time i see two women who are clearly together holding hands in public i try to telepathically send all my 💓💞💝💖💘💗💕 towards them
oh my god
I’m watching the first episode of the most recent season of “project runway” and they’re doing their first model fitting. one of the models is telling her designer about how hard she has worked to get to this point. and then explains that she’s the first transgender model on PR.
and he literally bows to her and says that he’s so honored to have a real goddess wear his work.
he then explains in a voiceover that he had to suddenly flee his home in Himalayan India because homosexuality was illegal and a neighbor called the police and reported that he and his partner were living together, and that he therefore he feels a strong connection with his (Southeast Asian) model because they have this shared experience of ostracism and struggle.
she then tells him, “Keep knocking the door. If they don’t open, the door is going to break one day.”
I teared up so bad, y’all. This kind of representation is so powerful.
Making a character sad is like, the worst thing.
Comic source
trans mlm are not:
“insecure straight girls”
fujoshis
lesbians in denial
lying about their identity
trans mlm are:
Men who Love Men
valid and amazing
looking handsome today!
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
UNCLENCH YOUR JAW
All of this is so important to daily life and yes! Many of us do need reminders
Just stay safe and don’t get cramps
I’ve made it my goal to NOT do these
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
I’m more than shocked! Please guys stay save and say it to your boyfriend or whoever!
These are things you only learn on Tumblr
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon