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I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

toskarin

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

asimovsideburns

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

wellntruly

Oh can I now introduce you all to:

Jules Léotard

mango-nectars

Yeah, it’s time for them to go

mango-nectars

This is a blatant act of violent colonialism that undos decades of legal precedent that protected the civil rights of Native Americans. This is an unspeakable and deeply violent tragedy.

ellynneversweet

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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

ruimtetijd

parkchanwoohoo

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"

parkchanwoohoo

"He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man" I couldn't begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like "Is he the blond one" I'd be like "idk he's the one who most looks like he should die"

ex-riddlecats

have some teenz

sadclowncentral

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

3pblueberry

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics…’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

bogleech

Isn’t that already how it’s studied

gaytobymeres

Really normal about this fictional character

psspsspussy

People with siblings are so genuinely scary they're just constantly asking you things like "you never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid? you never played Fireplace Chase? you never played Actual Serial Killer?"

dipyronegirl

i’m crying laughing at this

wither-rose-circus

Goddamn....Techno truly would be the only person in the goddamn world to make post mortem merch...

fortunelowtier

The Technoblade channel releasing a video where his father reads a letter announcing that Techno has passed away titled “so long nerds”, then dropping a line of post-death merch where all proceeds go curesarcoma.org to is both the most fucked up thing Techno could have done, but also the most in character thing he could have done. Even in death he’s trying to make people smile.

Fly high Techno, We’ll miss you bud.