[rslashrats]

[lakevida]

two hees yummy yummy by eduard von grützner, oil on panel, 1925

[televisionenjoyer]

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

[televisionenjoyer]

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

[televisionenjoyer]

I stand corrected there is ONE exception

[oldpaintings]

The Spirit of the Rainbow, 1912-19 by Henry Mosler (American, 1841–1920)

[celstialmusings]

[giragirameganedan]

(american) normies’ opinions on nudity are so funny like wdym you think other human bodies are an innately traumatic thing to witness that we need to protect the innocent from. everyone has one everyones seen one unless u dont own mirrors and never shower I guess. ppl get so weird about it I really do not understand

[p-idgey]

everyone also needs to shut up about kids in this. I work with kids and they need to be reminded regularly that peeing is not a spectator sport. kids don't give a fuck about bodies until we give them the societal shame the rest of us carry around.

[tomb-of-madeline]

The Bird Daughters. A comic about a bird woman and her dreams. made in the spring of 2023.

[plumslices]

I ❤️ bitching and moaning

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

[12132024]

sketched out an idea, idk if i have enough energy to finish this

[dragongirltongue]

@dragonboyteeth

[enki2]

[medusadyke]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[wordsearchwhatever]

Drake? Josh? where’s the body off christ?

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[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[atreefullofstars]

I mean if you're being truly inspired by the classics...

[incognitopolls]

People with penises, who on average gives better oral?

Other people with penises

People without penises

I haven't noticed a difference

Celibacy button/my sample pool is too limited to compare

Penisless button

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2024

Anon categorizes it this way because they've heard claims that blowjobs are better from people who have the same equipment because "they have personal experience to compare against" and anon needs to know if it's true.

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[bootdork]

[scrimbler]

[idiot-riker]

i would like a star trek episode where somehow people hear what the universal translator makes them sound like to their crewmates. and are dismayed.

[idiot-riker]

Do you think Picard knows that he has a British accent when talking to English speakers. Do you think he’s mad.

[malcolmcooks]

[bellaheartsplants]

Snowy forests & pink hues

[argentsunshine]

your narrative foil fucking bit me dude