We stopped for some fish and chips at a great little stand in Brockville and parked where we could look out at the river.
A mid 30s woman in an Acura whips into adjacent parking spot, opens her door hard into my door and does not say whoops, sorry, or even kiss my arse. She did not even make eye contact with me sitting there in the passenger seat with the window open. She simply locked her car and hurried off.
I stewed about this for a minute or so, while enjoying my fries. The gulls were gathering in numbers as I had tossed a few chips out for them, and then I noticed she had left her sunroof open. I tossed a chip and scored 2-points directly into the Acura. The gulls showed interest so I tossed another. One brave gull dropped right down into the car to get the chips. I kept tossing chips and managed to get 6 gulls squabbling inside her car. Oops.
