In the name of the moon I will punish you!

Hello! My name is Jesus. I am 21 years old.I'm studying Psychology and Social Work and do Stand-Up/Improv in Chicago/Urbana IL.

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good luck with producing that serotonin you speak of

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[kybarsfang]

When six bottoms play Overwatch together and one picks faster than the others

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Dan Levy’s reactions for the win please.

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growing from pupper to doggo 

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Farmer witch and wolves under the moonlight!! Thank you very much for the support and happy new year everyone!

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catra: this date is so boring 

adora: …this isn’t a date. i said i was going to store

catra: um, then why did you invite me?

adora, who’s dealt with this bs twenty times in the last week already: no, actually, i specifically said, “don’t come with me,” and you said, “fuck you, adora, i do whatever i want,” and then you went and followed me here

[previoustags]

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hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

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Michael Strassner on the first episode of Brian Jordan Alvarez’s new show, “30’s”

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This is that guy from the The Fabulous Life of Caleb Gallo date sketch. Honestly, I’d fuck the hell out of him.

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I’m like shook

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Wait this the third party in those Dom-bi-women’s relationship?! 🤯😧🤭

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YeeeeeeeessssSsssss

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And 👏🏻 then 👏🏻 we’ll 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 sex👏🏻

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genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

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You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!

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