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now playing allies or enemies by the crane wives
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Clint getting advantage to light a bag of shit on fire and rolling two nat 1s
Clint rolling a 1 on a d100, which Griffin had said would be "catastrophic"
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I don't listen to TAZ/Bald/See Results
Touched up an old TAZ: Graduation drawing so I could order a print for myself! I tried to make it better match what I know now about the art nouveau style.
Original art from 2020 is under the cut
lets sing the thunderman theme song
My dream adaptations for each taz campaign are:
- Balance: anime/cartoon series. I’m talking 7 seasons, 24 20 min eps per season
- Amnesty: live-action tv series. A la Supernatural seasons 1-4. I actually think the lower the effects budget is for the magic and bom boms the better. I don’t want to settle for a streamer to pick this up and do a limited series of 90 min episodes. We know how to make good tv.
- Commitment: traditonal american comic series. A 4-6 issue limited run could honestly work well here. In my head this is the most likely. C’mon Clint, please please please
- Dust 1&2: feature length films. Straight up if they got the right art director this could be done animated or live action. The key for me here would be keeping the ambience without leaning too far into the many different references Travis used to build it.
- Graduation: i really really really want this to be a visual novel. Can you imagine? Would go hard. You can follow the three pcs in different playthroughs
- Ethersea: sorry. I can’t talk about this one coherently. Any and everything the McElroys are able to give me for ethersea is the best thing to ever happen to me. Maybe a ff-esque video game could be cool or they could just make a new poster. Seriously anything
- Steeplechase: the funniest thing ever would be if they just licensed out the characters and storylines to one of those traveling carnivals to do a pop up steeplechase. And then it’s the cheapest and laziest adaptation ever. Like just a plastic banner that says Gutter City taped over the regular funhouse or an amateur improv group portraying the characters type of stuff. I would die
- TAZ vs. Dracula: ok, so a) a scooby doo style cartoon. Like og scooby doo with not much overarching plot. b) a board game in the style of betrayal at house on the hill. Except instead of the evil changing i’m thinking the path to drac could change each time, sticking to angrave or even just lumineaux. Because of the way the boys approach playing this campaign i think something less bound to the podcast’s narrative is better
- Abnimals: obvi TMNT style cartoon series with accompanying toy line. When will i be able to buy an official Navy Seal action figure?
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time
*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?
living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
my most lukewarm take is that I don't think there should be any exemptions for vaccines, etc., beyond documented legit adverse medical shit that makes it physically impossible. like they should be free and required and nobody should be allowed to just choose to leave their child and any immunocompromised person they interact with vulnerable to potentially deadly but entirely preventable diseases and other medical conditions.
my lukewarm addition to this is that i think refusing your child vaccines is child abuse, just like refusing to feed them
cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe
and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now
As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.
"Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats."
That is such a line.
Holding the door for your diva holo hubby, you're doing it right.
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications