me: *puts on tank top and shorts* (which fit the dress code policy)
school: “yeah, uh, that’s too scandalous”
me: “but it’s 97 outside”
school: “here” *hands me sweatsuit* “this is perfect.”
me: *wears yoga pants*
school: “yeah, uh, that’s too scandalous”
me: “ you literally made me wear a sweat suit yesterday, but these sweat pants are too ‘scandalous’?”
school: “well since your top doesn’t cover your butt, it’s too distracting”
me: “oh my gosh people can tell that i have a gluteus maximus, what a shock”
me: *bra strap slips down my arm*
school: “omg is that a bra on a teenage girl???”
me: *wears jeans with hole that is 1 cm above the knee*
school: “yeah, uh, that hole above the knee is too scandalous. too distracting. here, put some nice, bright red duct tape on it, that ought to keep people from being distracted by it”
school: “shorts have to be finger tip length and no tank tops”
me: “uh, then why are the track uniforms booty shorts and a tank top?”
me: *wears shirt that shows shoulders*
school: “omfg is that a ShoULdEr??!!”
me: *wears pants when it’s 95 outside because my shorts are “too short”*
school: “you need to dress appropriately for the weather outside. why are you not wearing shorts? is that something you should wear in the heat?”
me: *walks into classroom and takes off sweatshirt b/c it’s like a sauna*
me 40 minutes later *walks into classroom and puts sweatshirt back on b/c it’s freezing”
me another 40 minutes later: *opens band room door and a gust of wind blows in my face b/c #all-the-a/c is in that one room and creates a wind*
Me another 40 minutes later: *walks into classroom and it’s so hot that the teacher has her windows open when it’s 37 degrees outside*
School: “we keep the school the way do so kids don’t fall asleep”
me to me: “yeah b/c hypothermia and overheating is definitely not something to be concerned about”
school: “yeah uh i can see your bra through that shirt”
me: “why you looking there anyway?!”
boys: *wears their pants low and you can see their underwear*
school: eh
girls: *bra strap shows*
school: “oh Hell NAW”
