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[pennypeabody]

[marisbugs]

This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

[evilwriter37]

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

[annnmoody]

Influencer culture is fulfilling the same function that many women’s magazines once did: prescribing methods for being a happier, healthier person (and more beautiful, too!)

What’s so insidious about it is that instead of being given a still image of a stranger in a slinky sundress joyfully eating a salad, we are presented with a fully fledged human being that we can more easily identify with by knowing them on a (seemingly) more intimate level.

We insert ourselves into her daily activities: watch her meeting friends, going shopping at sustainable clothing stores, doing sponsored thred up hauls, making vegan meals with locally sourced produce, drinking iced lavender coffee in the park.

She could be anyone—she could be you if you would take charge and live your best life. She invokes a tepid politic through concepts of “mindfulness”, “manifestation”, and “the laws of attraction” never acknowledging the systemic inequalities that allow for her own thin, white, able-bodied brand of success. You could be her but you’re not and that’s no one’s fault but your own.

[peacesmovingcabaret]

Acknowledging that women can be just as physically abusive and violent as men does NOT absolve male abusers of their crimes. Nor does it dismiss female victims claims of domestic violence towards them by said male abusers.

It just means that women are capable of doing bad things to people just like men.

[unawakening-float07]

some of your guy’s definition of a dilf is a 27 year old white guy with abs and i think you need to be shot

[whitepeopletwitter]

He has a point…

[jaubaius]

Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

[justanotherweirdarchaeologist]

Worth it.

[whitebookposts]

I’m sorry I might sound like a madwoman for going on a rant about this but man, it’s… I don’t know how to express it but just the thought of some person, 120 years ago, taking a photo of their cat, which back then wasn’t easy - they didn’t have phones with cameras, each photo required a lot of time and dedication, so not only the person “wasted” a whole photo on their cat, they also did their fricking best to save this photo and carefully put it into an envelope to preserve it so that people in the future will know that there was this cat and it looked like this and it’s owner thought the cat looked lovely that day so much that they decided to take a photo of it and then they loved the photo so much that they went out of their way to preserve it for future generations like “hello people from the future! this is what my cat loos like!” because they loved their cat so much they wanted people from the future to know about it is… crazy to me… and here we are, 120 years later, long after the cat and it’s owners passed away, looking at an old photo of a cat and gushing about it. The cat died so long ago and wouldn’t even know it existed if not for the owner that loved their cat so much that they decided this photo was worth preserving and put it into a time capsule. and seeing now how people dedicate whole blogs to their cats and take countless pictures of them just to show to other people really hits because you realize that in the end, people from today aren’t that much different from people that were 120 years ago. We all just love our cats and want people to look at them.

[null-is-sparing-you]

I bet this woman was imagining the photo may be seen by like… a family some day. But no. It survived till the age of the internet. It has now transcended the original media. It is now being seen by far more eyes in far more places than the media she chose would normally allow. I hope the taker of this 120 year old photo is PROUD.

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[whitepeopletwitter]

Ugh.

[stedebonnets]

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II

↳ Arthur Morgan [37/∞]

[spindelsart]

Finished result, Arthur and Dutch

"who's there"

more artworks on my instagram, Spindel.art 😇

[spindelsart]

Dutch van der Linde Portrait

I needed to draw something that was different from

my usual stuff cause I was going insane with my art block.

Prints availible, just message me on here or my instagram: Spindel.art

Hope you like it :)

[themangowiththeplan]

[riense]

[hoovesmadeofsteel]

old west shadows 

[trashytarbosaurus]

[studiohousepet]

lazy morning red dead studies 🏕

[weneedaruse-deactivated20230712]

Also pretty fuckin certain that Hosea orchestrated that whole bear hunt with an aim to get Arthur killed. A "hunting trip gone wrong". With Arthur out of the way the gang would be easy pickings for the Pinkertons. Remember how quick he was to dash and hide when the 🐻 came to rock their shit? And how did he afford those hoe boots of his? Pinkerton bribes.

…

You may be onto something here. I mean Hosea did scarper pretty sharpish when the bear came a running. Plus, bear hunting trip when you’ve only got a shit rifle? Suspish mate.