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Queer Agenderguy, fandom obsessed, punk, John Constantine lover, it/he

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Riddle me THIS gene roddrnbey

If vulcans ARENT goth baddies, then WHY do they have the cunty microbangs?

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Rewatching Hannibal

GODS no wonder Hugh Dancy was voted prettiest boy AND girl in Oxford

[josh-lanceero]

More dead in America doodles

my hand just insists on drawing John with stingish face I can’t help it

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Got a migraine and suddenly I'm an omega desperately making his nest.

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finally some good john comics takes 😂

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

french is all well and good to learn once you've got the basics of grammar and verbs down etc., however. there is one final hurdle and it wants to kill you. numbers.

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I've been learning French for about four years now... You will never catch me mentioning a year. Any year. No years are good years in French.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

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Decided to re-read dead in America.... Whoever decided to put John in that priest outfit my life is yours 🙏🙏

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I promise you, that "poor man" is exactly where he wants to be.

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Love when I see a man that's just so beautiful I gotta hit the

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Anthrax was right. This place really is a Madhouse.

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Accidentally made my warrior alien species communist? Sort of?

Also why is communist so hard to spell? That's the real red scare.

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"You guys just can't handle male platonic relationships" this

"it's just a healthy male friendship" that

And then they show two characters who gaze lovingly into each other's eyes 50x per minute

[preworkray]

I love them so bad

[homosexualpigeon]

[nonbinary-wyvern]

STOP. EATING. PAPER. COG.

[canonplag]

yapping a lot on main rn but i take writing john very seriously. i think he's a lot more mild mannered than he's depicted in most works and this ties specifically into how oversexualized he is. which is another can of worms. he's just a guy. you can't mess that up. he's a bit of a bitch but he's just some guy. he likes to relax, read the newspaper, lounge on the couch watching tv, laugh with his friends. it's those little moments that are so important in hellblazer when he's not losing his mind from all the traumatic things that happen to him. to strip his normalcy of him is leaning into the facade he creates for himself.