How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing
I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think
NASA

PR's Tumblrdome
noise dept.
The Bowery Presents
đŞź
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
No title available
untitled
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium

â
Mike Driver
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

No title available

Product Placement

bliss lane

titsay
trying on a metaphor
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia

seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Singapore
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia

seen from Netherlands
seen from Egypt
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye
@pptinfantry
How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing
I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think
so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.
and i need to show you all some of these because ?????
i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex
We just knew.
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
both of them are me
Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Donnie darko if it was good
God Iâm so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isnât nearby* phew. Well Iâm so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin
I would like, very much, to be wanted, and maybe be complimented by a partner for my naked body.
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
today's gregor samsa is: getting a break <3
requested by: anonymous
spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.
anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.
I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times
remember that time that spock said âthis is about sexâ but he couldnât say sex so instead he said âbiologyâ and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like âwhat kind of biologyâ and spock got this look on his face like âoh lordy iâm not dealing with this todayâ and said âvulcan biologyâ and kirk canât say the word sex either so he goes âu mean the biology of vulcansâ and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
Greatest season of all time we got to watch Lou Wilson living his dream of being so charming that he can convince a bunch of klan members to shoot real life Richard Nixon and Ally Beardsley got to fulfill their dream of fucking a clownâs corpse in the dirt
im fucking crying