wish i was a vanpire so i could say "good evening"

26 - he/him - minors dni - bio - ICON + SIDEBAR BY @urano000

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

pr*tty b*y

[mareep-is-transfem]

pretty boy (derogatory)

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

pretty boy (derogatory (flirtatious))

[3liza]

you can dump "watch [name of movie]" and add "online" or "free" if you want into duckduckgo and find most shit within about ten links just fyi. this works especially well for movies in English that are older than about two years and maybe not older than about 1970 but those are very rough brackets and there are plenty of exceptions. use uBlockOrigin. lots of stuff is just free on YouTube itself rn too. there's really no reason to use any streaming service at all. anything new will be torrentable and/or on 123movies or movies.to or watchmovies or one of the other pirate sites within days of release. i honestly barely have to torrent anything anymore. every time i see some otherwise knowledgeable person say "i want to watch this movie from 1994 but i can't :(" it fills me with revolutionary fervor. it's out there it will take you like four clicks to find. i promise

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

[ari-kanon]

cute tabby cat rugs

[fragilepromise]

there's something so freeing about saying "i hope they die" and just moving on

[xeansicemane]

"A submarine has gone missing" : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

"A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well, that's a little ghoulish but I can't blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man's hubris.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is 'slapped together submarine' a legal thing that's real.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

[bugshroom]

i should be allowed powers because i am special boy

[cannibalchicken]

[greenhouseitem]

me: hey 

tumblr classics major who really likes halsey and thinks that the romantic poets were the only people to ever make contributions to english literature: you once made flowers grow within my ribcage but you were like icarus flying too close to the sun and your ichor wings are melting and now divinity stains your bronze fingertips like a pomegranate and you are holy holy holy 

[weaver-z]

Remember when I reblogged this and a tumblr poet told me to kill myself

[solardrake]

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

[solardrake]

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

[bogmason]

[sevaria]

THE TRANSSEXUAL

[imsoglitter]

Women are from Venus because it rhymes with penis (thing that women have) and men are from Mars because if you rearrange the letters in 'mars' you get 'arms' (thing that men have)

[lacefuneral]

alternatively: men are from mars bc if you rearrange the letters in 'mars' you get 'rams' which is what men do to each other

[lastfunny]

[thestanconfessions]

[thestateonmtv]

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

[geniusoflove]

[sovietnam]

[jellogram]

The best drawing advice I can give to anyone who wants to improve quickly is to use cheap notepad paper and ballpoint pens. I know it's tempting to buy the cool fancy supplies but then you'll feel pressured to not waste them. Use garbage materials and burn through them with zero thought. Only use pen because it forces you to commit and stops you from second guessing your lines and redrawing them over and over. Learn how to use your mistakes and then learn how to get it right the first time. I took numerous art classes and nothing taught me more than buying a big pack of Bics and legal pads and sketching anything that came to mind without hesitation. Fill a few pages everyday with the first thing that comes to mind. Don't rip out pages you don't like, just flip to the next page and try again. Watch yourself improve. If you really want to be a good artist, you need to learn how to draw from the ground up without relying on quality materials.