Dude I Literally D

I literally don’t know anything

[llllllilllllll]

the miss americana doc is basically what "the lucky one" warned us about

[taylorswift]

[crazy-brazilian]

Y'ALL THEY FINALLY DID IT. WOMEN 2 IS OUT

[rivercreature]

unappealingcore. offputtingcore. unusualcore. what the hell is that core

[practicallyperfectinmostways]

This has to already be a thing based on the shit I see people trying to pass off as aesthetic these days

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[anexperimentallife]

[that-house]

feelin' this one today lads

[amvs]

not to have a Moment on your post but like. this is one of the things i fucking love about tumblr. the majority of people on here are not doing shit for exposure, for likes, for followers, for views...we do shit because we're passionate about it, because it makes US happy. tumblr is one of the few social media sites left with no algorithm and no focus on follower count and that among other aspects of this place allow us to enjoy it in a really raw and authentic way. this site sucks ass but i love it so much.

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[randomslasher]

Something about my settings deletes URLs so this is more like flipping through radio channels in the car. 

[akindplace]

We all have to stop assuming we are such heavy burdens for others to carry, even if someone told you so, it doesn't make it true. Some people might not appreciate you, but others will.

[pulpfanfiction]

[thoracs]

[gloctary-blog]

[pulpfanfiction]

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

[heyniceworkasshole]

[pangur-and-grim]

relaxing with my creature

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[getetteroo]

If a webbed site puts things of my dashboard I didn't ask for I hate it but if one of my mutuals suddenly has an obsession with 70s home decors and fills my dash with that I'll be like "alright cool I guess it's our obsession now "

[ezraspiderwick]

My mutuals: I have a new blorbo

Me: WE have a new blorbo

[unbotheredmuse]

[unbotheredmuse]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[citylightscomebackinjune]

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

[maximumsunshine]

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

[melt-banana]