Claire and Present Danger

[textsfromphrynefisher]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[carudamon119]

[thetatteredspire]

mostly everyone in Fable 2 is friends with Sparrow but then Reaver is just like

[whatsrowing]

Shirtless rowers

[nubbsgalore]

[thecuteandthecute-ish]

[anglepoiselamp]

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

[losertakesall]

Blorp.

[eduardo-]

Science.

[mycaterpie-deactivated20140211]

what the fuck is the last 1%

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

1% squish

[i-am-lady-larkin]

[casbean]

[iguanamouth]

What do you think a kiwi bird griffon would look like?

unlike most griffons, the kiwi variety is entirely flightless ! instead it uses its large front talons and sense of smell to burrow underground and forage for roots and insects

[boredpanda]

The Unlikely Friendship Of A Dog And An Owl

[enigmaticagentalice]

People talk a lot about how Harry Potter taught them about friendship and bravery and love overcoming evil etc and of course I think that’s very important but like…

Harry Potter also taught an entire generation of kids that the news media can’t always be trusted to tell the truth, that the government can often be corrupt or incompetent, that the legal system isn’t always right, that the people in power don’t always have your best interests at heart. That bad things sometimes happen to good people, that your heroes aren’t always as perfect as you think they are, that even those with the best intentions can be wrong, that everyone can make mistakes and that often in order to make things right it takes a lot of hard work and sacrifice.

…and I think in a way that’s every bit as important as the more positive messages.

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[baronessvondengler]

THE BOLDED

[trekupmysleeve]

Holy shit

[claudia-kishi]

[lalexicographe-blog]

The group “ough” can be pronounced in eight different ways in English. The following sentence contains all eight: A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.

Just saw this on Facebook. Hooray for English spelling! (via linguisten)

For the word nerds. :) 

(via flange5)

[parksandrings]

[mysharona1987]