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HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

WHEEEEEEEEE! HEY, THINK THIS WAND HAS ANY ANTI-WASP MECHANISMS?

VESPAM PELLERE! BEGONE WASPS! SUMMON WASP-CONSUMING TOAD!

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO REGENERATE THAT IN MY CURRENT FORM?

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

Y'KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS! HAVE FUN WITH GRAVITY!

C'MON, ANON, WE'RE GONNA GO THROW ROCKS AT JACKALOPES. JUMP OUT THE WINDOW, YOU'LL BE FINE

*sniff* okay...

*grabs Bill and jumps out the now open window*

AAAAAAAAAAND SHE'S FLYING AWAY. WELL, THAT WAS A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING. WE REGROUP AND TRY AGAIN AFTER SHE'S LET HER GUARD DOWN.

And probably get that weird glowing necklace too, right?

YEAH, FORDSY AND GOOSE LIKE TO COLLECT ROCKS LIKE THAT. PLUS IT SEEMS TO HAVE A NONZERO AMOUNT OF MAGIC AND RADITATION

And probably help you get your powers back!

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

WHEEEEEEEEE! HEY, THINK THIS WAND HAS ANY ANTI-WASP MECHANISMS?

VESPAM PELLERE! BEGONE WASPS! SUMMON WASP-CONSUMING TOAD!

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO REGENERATE THAT IN MY CURRENT FORM?

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

Y'KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS! HAVE FUN WITH GRAVITY!

C'MON, ANON, WE'RE GONNA GO THROW ROCKS AT JACKALOPES. JUMP OUT THE WINDOW, YOU'LL BE FINE

*sniff* okay...

*grabs Bill and jumps out the now open window*

AAAAAAAAAAND SHE'S FLYING AWAY. WELL, THAT WAS A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING. WE REGROUP AND TRY AGAIN AFTER SHE'S LET HER GUARD DOWN.

And probably get that weird glowing necklace too, right?

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

WHEEEEEEEEE! HEY, THINK THIS WAND HAS ANY ANTI-WASP MECHANISMS?

VESPAM PELLERE! BEGONE WASPS! SUMMON WASP-CONSUMING TOAD!

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO REGENERATE THAT IN MY CURRENT FORM?

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

Y'KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS! HAVE FUN WITH GRAVITY!

C'MON, ANON, WE'RE GONNA GO THROW ROCKS AT JACKALOPES. JUMP OUT THE WINDOW, YOU'LL BE FINE

*sniff* okay...

*grabs Bill and jumps out the now open window*

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

WHEEEEEEEEE! HEY, THINK THIS WAND HAS ANY ANTI-WASP MECHANISMS?

VESPAM PELLERE! BEGONE WASPS! SUMMON WASP-CONSUMING TOAD!

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Yay! Oh I want to show you something!(She reaches into her book bag and grabs a sharp pencil) Here you go! (Sofia leaps towards Bill and stabs him in the eye.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO REGENERATE THAT IN MY CURRENT FORM?

*currently sobbing like a scared toddler while the car heads for a cliff*

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

WHEEEEEEEEE! HEY, THINK THIS WAND HAS ANY ANTI-WASP MECHANISMS?

VESPAM PELLERE! BEGONE WASPS! SUMMON WASP-CONSUMING TOAD!

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

(she materializes in the back seat) Hi there! That’s not an actual spell. Oohhh can we play MCR?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT TOO MANY CHEMICAL ROMANCES THE PAST FEW DAYS. WE'RE LISTENING TO 40S TOP HITS

Awwww. Can we please do Chappel Roan?

DOESN'T EXIST YET BECAUSE IT'S 1983, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!

Sir, shouldn't we be worried about the fact she might be here for the stick?

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

WHEEEEEEEEE! HEY, THINK THIS WAND HAS ANY ANTI-WASP MECHANISMS?

VESPAM PELLERE! BEGONE WASPS! SUMMON WASP-CONSUMING TOAD!

Sir! She's literally going through the glass!

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

I GOT THE VENTS, YOU KEEP DRIVING!

HARD TO THE LEFT! MANOTAUR! DODGE!

*makes a sharp turn off the road*

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

I’M SURE THAT MEANS NOTHING! LET’S JUST, UH, CLOSE THE AC VENTS AND WINDOWS

... How do I do that?

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

JACKPOT! FLOOR IT, DOTEYES!

Uh... there's a bunch of wasps coming our way, sir.

HI, KID! REAL NICE MAGIC YOU GOT THERE! HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I JUST... GRAB SOME OF IT!

OKAY I'M RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN PROCESS WHAT I JUST DID! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, my wand! Come back here!

*ahem* Get pranked!

Bill, some princess undid our prank on Tooth.

@pranking-anon-official

WHAT

What shall we do, my lord?

I THINK WE HAVE A NEW VICTIM FOR OUR PRANKING LIST THAT JUST SHOT TO THE TOP

Oooh who is it?

REALLY? WE COULDN'T GUESS FROM THE CONTEXT CLUES?

WHATEVER

I SAY WE STEAL WHATEVER MAGIC THAT PRINCESS HAS GOT GOING ON. WHATEVER IT IS IT'S COMING FROM MULTIPLE SOURCES AND IS REAL PUNGENT. THEN WE HOLD IT HOSTAGE UNTIL SHE PROMISES NOT TO MEDDLE. THAT'S A THING, RIGHT? PRINCESS PROMISES?

Sorry, sir, I am stoopid.

I bet that is totally a thing, though!

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! LET'S GO!

Woohoo! Revenge prank here we come!

Bill, some princess undid our prank on Tooth.

@pranking-anon-official

WHAT

What shall we do, my lord?

I THINK WE HAVE A NEW VICTIM FOR OUR PRANKING LIST THAT JUST SHOT TO THE TOP

Oooh who is it?

REALLY? WE COULDN'T GUESS FROM THE CONTEXT CLUES?

WHATEVER

Sorry, sir, I am stoopid.

I bet that is totally a thing, though!

Bill, some princess undid our prank on Tooth.

@pranking-anon-official

WHAT

What shall we do, my lord?

I THINK WE HAVE A NEW VICTIM FOR OUR PRANKING LIST THAT JUST SHOT TO THE TOP

Oooh who is it?

Bill, some princess undid our prank on Tooth.

@pranking-anon-official

WHAT

What shall we do, my lord?

So we pranked Stan... Who are we pranking next? >:D

-@pranking-anon-official

FEATHERS SEEMED TO HAVE GOTTEN SUMMONED BACK FROM CHINA BY THE SMELL OF SOMEONE HAVING FUN, SO I THINK HER

So when are we starting? I got the glue (and duct tape if needed) at our disposal.

I THINK WE WAIT UNTIL SHE'S ASLEEP, THEN GLUE ALL HER FEATHERS TOGETHER. EACH FEATHER GETS A BUDDY. INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED HUMAN EYE, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FLY WITH!

Ooh, that's a good one. She does seem to enjoy flying/hovering a lot.

YEAH, BIRDS TEND TO DO THAT. ALRIGHT, BE VERY, VERY QUIET. START WITH A WING. IF SHE WAKES UP AT LEAST SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO CHASE US AS WELL

Hey... Is it normal for a bird hybrid to have bug wings? 5 pairs of them as well?

YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG TRIANGLE ABOUT WHAT'S "NORMAL", KID. GET TO GLUING!

On it!

So we pranked Stan... Who are we pranking next? >:D

-@pranking-anon-official

FEATHERS SEEMED TO HAVE GOTTEN SUMMONED BACK FROM CHINA BY THE SMELL OF SOMEONE HAVING FUN, SO I THINK HER

So when are we starting? I got the glue (and duct tape if needed) at our disposal.

I THINK WE WAIT UNTIL SHE'S ASLEEP, THEN GLUE ALL HER FEATHERS TOGETHER. EACH FEATHER GETS A BUDDY. INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED HUMAN EYE, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FLY WITH!

Ooh, that's a good one. She does seem to enjoy flying/hovering a lot.

YEAH, BIRDS TEND TO DO THAT. ALRIGHT, BE VERY, VERY QUIET. START WITH A WING. IF SHE WAKES UP AT LEAST SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO CHASE US AS WELL

Hey... Is it normal for a bird hybrid to have bug wings? 5 pairs of them as well?

So we pranked Stan... Who are we pranking next? >:D

-@pranking-anon-official

FEATHERS SEEMED TO HAVE GOTTEN SUMMONED BACK FROM CHINA BY THE SMELL OF SOMEONE HAVING FUN, SO I THINK HER

So when are we starting? I got the glue (and duct tape if needed) at our disposal.

I THINK WE WAIT UNTIL SHE'S ASLEEP, THEN GLUE ALL HER FEATHERS TOGETHER. EACH FEATHER GETS A BUDDY. INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED HUMAN EYE, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FLY WITH!