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Unreality RP Pokeblog || Zelda in Pokemon! Pelipper Mail/Malice is on, but no magic anons please! Art signature - pancake umbreon

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Hello! My name is Zelda, she/her, and I am a Faller hailing from the kingdom of Hyrule, along with some of my friends.

hey i'm Link! renowned swordfighting genderless Hylian cryptid. also an unofficial chef, just 'cause i like food a lot. he/they.

My name is Urbosa (she/her), chieftain of the Gerudo. Also somehow an adoptive mother of six and still most likely counting. I love my children very much. This is a threat to whomever decides they want to attempt to cross a line.

Ought to introduce myself as well, I suppose! I am Princess Mipha of the Zora. She/her. Pleasure to make all of your acquaintances.

I'm sorry, six?

I've known you for a while now. One of them is Illanero, and— you can do the math.

I...... see.

Our Pokemon teams are as follows:

Me

Celebi (F)

Satori (Ponyta ✨, M [sie/sier])

Naydra (Dratini, F)

Link (he/they)

Madas (Honedge, X [they/them])

Epona (Ponyta, F)

Koshia (Kirlia, M)

Fi (Kirlia ✨, F)

Shido (Gible, M)

Urbosa (she/her)

Naboris (Blitzle, F)

Blupee (Pachirisu, M)

Daruk (Sandshrew, M)

Mipha (she/her)

Andante (Alomomola, F)

[OOC info below cut!]

hi, Pancake here (@pancake-umbreon) with another intro post because the fourth and final main character has joined the blog! i am so not normal about botw/totk. especially with Zelda :3

pelipper mail/malice is on, but magic anons are not. also no nsfw is allowed! also this is the link for tag navigation!

Zelda and Link are post-totk (totk spoilers will not be tagged, so take caution if you haven’t finished the game), but Urbosa and Mipha are pre-botw. they have not died yet. i do in fact intend to be scheming with this.

note about pink text color: anyone whose text color is pink is a side character! they will not be joining the blog permanently whenever they pop on. hence why characters like Cynthia and Fantina have the same text color.

please let me know OOC if any trigger warnings need to be tagged!

also here's the full-sized profile picture if you're interested :> (tis indeed my art)

additional important note: please do not send me any pokemon or pokemon eggs or anything of the like unless you ask for permission first. unfortunately, chances are that i will say no because i already have their teams laid out.

also, anyone is free to interact! literally anyone! eebies/sapient pokemon, fallers (obviously), etc etc. again, just as long as it’s not nsfw ^v^

[gotta-pet-em-all]

women 👍

[legendary-swordswoman]

hey it's another me.

That so?

yup. i haven't got any gender, by the way. seems like a bunch of version of us see gender as a suggestion instead of a standard.

Well, it is nice to meet you, Ms. Link.

-Link & Zelda [@prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Yep sounds about right lol our gender is "yes"

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

How has life been like for you since Falling?

[gaile-paledi-noooooo]

[Gaile Can't Get To The Blog Right Now...]

Hey! If you're getting this, that means I can't get to the blog! But in the meantime...

Name's Gaile Paledino! Asgardian Thor calls me Lady Gaile, which is sweet of him, but I'm not very Ladylike... But if you must gender me! I would prefer She/Her. I've seem to have found myself in a different world of Pokémon and now am cataloguing the differences in the name of science! (And Anthony.) I'm from the Midgard Region!

My Pokémon:

Eve (Eevee, M)

Espra (Espeon, F)

Umbra (Umbreon, F)

Stella (Sylveon, M)

Glycerine (Glaceon, M)

Leela (Leafeon, F)

Calcifer (Flareon, M)

Vapra (Vaporeon, F)

Joltz (Jolteon, M)

Don't worry! Espra and Umbra are my tag team duo and Eve is just a walking companion! The rest make up my regular battle team!

I take Pelipper/Musharna mail! I may answer it too! (If I haven't landed myself in hot water again....)

{OOC Info Under Cut}

Hi! I'm Panda! You may know me from Esteemed blogs such as @somethinginterestingithink, @rotp-on-ao3-goofing-blog, or @refutations-by-jiangwanyin!

If not, that's fine! All that needs to be known is:

My name's Panda

They/Them are my pronouns

Gaile Paledino is my OC from my Marvel/Pokémon works

Tag Navigation:

#gaile's journal entry - This is Gaile documenting her journey across a familiar yet foreign world.

#lost gaile and her pokemon - This is interactive posts. Chat with her in person or over the 'dex!

#*!ping!* - Interactive posts that are 'dex specific. @ Gaile in a post but not to "in-person" chat? Mark it with this tag to indicate that you are chatting with her over communication features!

I think that's all for now! Let me know if I need to add more! And be kind!

💖

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Oh, yeah, someone should probably tell you that rotomblr time is weird like that, don't worry about it.

Mm, I figured. Perhaps it has something to do with Celebi being with us, as well.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

How are the lot of you?

well, everyone's doing pretty good now that some people aren't hiding their feelings from each other anymore.

Oh, stop it.

...But yes, that is true. However, it has not been nearly as long since we last checked this website as it is trying to make us believe. It has been maybe a week or so? Not... six months.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Wag

wag

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

A literal truckload of cheese

Why.

I don't think even Link can eat all of that.

i mean i could but i'd probably lose my stomach in the process.

Please don't eat all of that cheese.

He would... But as the resident healer, I'm going to have to forbid you from doing so.

yes'm.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

A red pen. It smells… a little weird…

Ah. Blood again. This is getting a little old, isn't it?

well it's a good pen anyway but the color's gonna rust after a while.

[thedangerstranger]

...how do you cope with the realisation your parents don't really love you?

[thedangerstranger]

I... I've tried so hard for so long and it's just... it's never been good enough. It's never been worthy of praise. And my mother just sits there in the background and never really supports me. They don't love me, they don't care about me, they never have! They barely know anything about me! What am I— how am I supposed to cope with this?!

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Do you... have any friends you can confide in? Something I learned is that you can be capable of making your own family with people you choose. And you don't have to work so hard to please parents that never will be satisfied.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

//happy new year! blog isn’t off hiatus but i thought i’d send my well wishes to everyone OOC. picture Zelda blowing a party horn! wishing everyone the best possible 2025 <3

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

I shall introduce myself here.

My name is Wei Ying, courtesy name Wei Wuxian. He/him. To clear any confusions, my birth name and courtesy name both refer to me— however, most, such as myself, ask that you use my courtesy name when referring to me.

My name is Lan Zhan, courtesy name Lan Wangji, and I also ask that you use my courtesy name when referring to me. My pronouns are he/him. I am the younger of the Twin Jades hailing from the Gusu Lan Sect.

We find ourselves in a strange world— region— called Johto, inhabited by creatures known as Pokemon. As peaceful as this little town is, I do hope to find a way back to Yiling Burial Mounds soon...

I am, ah… I am also here. Just call me Wen Ning. He/him. I’m, um— I’m a conscious fierce corpse, but I don’t eat anything, I promise. Is that too much information?

My Pokemon:

Xiaohuo (Cyndaquil, F)

Heimao (Murkrow, M)

Lan Zhan’s Pokemon:

Lianhua (Chikorita, M)

Wen Ning’s Pokemon:

Rouruan (Gastly, M)

[OOC info under cut]

hi. it me. it's @pancake-umbreon back at it again because i cannot control my impulses + mdzs/wangxian hyperfixation. yes this is technically a The Untamed blog! but i've only watched the animation, so it's based off the canon from there, but they're both Wangxian it's ok :P

Pelipper/Musharna mail are on! magic anons are off. also i'm not quite putting a full-on ban on nsfw— just keep it within reason of the donghua, because there's gore and all kinds of fucked up stuff in there. nothing too sexually explicit, please!

also for their place in the timeline, i chose the burial mounds era because it's sooooo angsty. but it’s before jzx dies at least! here’s a picture (spoilers ofc):

once again, mind the spoilers and also the TWs of the show, as they’ll probably be popping up here in some way! this blog is going to be mid-high stakes eventually

[deconstructed-paradise]

I've been looking over my old forum posts. I did identify as agender, back then. But I don't think I could anymore.

People like to talk about how gender is an identity. But I think it's an experience. And my experiences, specific to womanhood, have impacted me so deeply that it feels disingenuous to call myself anything else.

What is an "agender" experience of life even like? My medical history, my insecurities, my family, my experience of those is so saturated with womanhood that it's pointless to pretend to be anything else.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

well, it's not super different from before. but now it just kinda feels like i have more confidence in how i express myself, especially with clothes.

More than you already had?

hey don't look at me like that

I thought it was cute on you, personally!

oh ok. thanks!

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

OOC post

gamers i’m gonna need to take yet another break from pokeblogging 😔

i dunno how long this break will go for this time? i’ve just been feeling kinda burnt out. however! i am all for getting OOC advice on how to write the lesbians because this is a very different setting/set of circumstances from what is usual to see of romantic pairings. please and thank you because i think this is part of what’s blocking my creative jooces :(

i’ll see yall again soon with my blorbos ^-^

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Howdydoodles! It is I, the carnival anon!

When's the last time you went to a carnival or amusement park or other place of limitless fun? What's your favorite ride or game you participated in there? Oh, and do you have any souvenirs of your fun?

I wish you fun without end!

ohhh, wait... i remember one of those from when i was a kid. i miss them.

Carnivals are fun! I haven't been to one in years, though, given that my visits to Central Hyrule tend to be rather sparse.

Same with me. But (and I may be biased), I personally believe that the celebrations in Central Hyrule hold nothing over the festivals of Gerudo Town. I swear, even their parties are uptight.

Hm. I see. I, ah-- I have never really participated in one, myself.

You haven't??

I was always assigned with overseeing the preparations and subsequently staying well out of the paths of the people while the celebrations went on. But eventually it became a matter of reputation for my father, and now I am wondering: What reputation.

another reason to punt him off of the edge of the Great Plateau!

[swiftbluelightning]

I have dreadful news to report:

Now that Luna is well-rested and thus has enough energy to overthink things, she and Maria have reverted back to Useless Lesbians Dancing Around The Point Thoroughly Convinced It's Not Mutual

Help.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Oh, dear, they're doing what Zelda and I did, aren't they.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

To Eterna City and subsequently Cycling Road, now. Link, you know you can just return Shido to his Pokeball, right?

but then he won't have a chew toy :(

Ah, yes, I'd almost forgotten. Link and their infamous lack of self-preservation. You without a second thought went up to Polymus Mountain by yourself to fight a Lynel that was terrorizing the Zora, you know that?

i didn't actually know that but that sounds like something i'd do.

I'm just shocked you haven't tried to race a Molduga in my time yet, to be honest.

oh, don't worry! i have in mine.

Link.

oops you didn't know that