The Flawless Goddess

[dailyniall]

09/18/16

[easingblackgirlsanxiety]

Meeeeee

[melanin-king]

& I love it

[with-practice]

this is so wild.

[afrocentric-divination]

4c goals.

[sobeitjayt]

Atheist: *Minding their business*

Me:

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

“FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!”

y’all have been saying that dumb shit for decades

house nigga syndrome isn’t at all new i promise you

[sa2ha]

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Jack off!

[libertybill]

Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!

[shitpost-senpai]

Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

tumblr women: you’re really cute! 😊

me (gassed up): well shiiid i must look good then 😜

*steps outside* 🚶🏾

women in “real life”: getcho ugly ass back in that damn house!! 😡

[mothurs]

why do you keep deleting your posts after two minutes

I’m not the same person that I was 2 minutes ago 

[imadeanewblog]

If you want a thick chick then you have to accept the fact the girls are going to be thick and fat in all places, not just your desired places

[precioustingting]

That Would Be Enough

Eliza: The fact that you're alive is a miracle

Eliza: I'm not kidding how come nobody has shot you yet

Burr: Here's my cue

[godxxtrilla-deactivated20210223]

I just realized my dick all out in these sweats. Can’t change now lol

[blackmenloveblackwomen]

makeup and hair on fleek

[fonzworthcutlass]

Black Twitter is currently on a mission to stream Nelly’s “Hot In Here” 287,176,547 times to pay off his IRS debt.

[micdotcom]

Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur nailed why millennials get so much sh*t. 

[lizthefangirl]

I'm about to have coffee with a boy. The boy asked me to coffee. I hope the boy is a good dude.

[bitchycode]

lmao

[protectblkwomen]

I’m the unattractive guy lmao