BringMeTheHoerizon

Multifandom blogger | Shameless Bibliophile | Always ready for the booty

[enki2]

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again

[thiings-with-wings]

actually fucked up that drawing takes energy what do you mean I can’t draw little guys everyday forever

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[redstonedust]

it turns out a lot of people are actually on the same page about whether or not they'd work if they didn't have to earn money, we just all seem to have wildly different definitions of what counts as work. i'll see one person say "of course i would, i'd still want to create art and volunteer in my local community" and another say "hell no i wouldn't, i'd quit work and just create art and volunteer in my local community" and then they look at eachother like they said something incomprehensible.

[kickmuncher3]

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

[saul-tortellini]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[violentdevotion]

no clue what causes pcos. no clue what causes endometriosis. 2 year waiting lists to see a gynecologist. you'd think female bodies only started existing 50 years ago

[violentdevotion]

all doctors know is to call women fat and say we're overexaggerating

[furiosa-femininst]

But if you’re a man and your dick stops working?

Everybody stop what you’re doing now, we need billions of dollars to research this unspeakable tragedy

[fighterofmen]

'i asked chatgpt' ok well i asked the trees that speak latin and they told me to tell you that you're a cunt

[jordeclans]

"i asked chatgpt" okay i asked the magical sentient forest that i sacrificed my eyes and hands to... we r not the same

[tall]

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[curioscurio]

*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

[curioscurio]

go white boy go

[lizardvangogh]

[weepyemperor]

Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[cyndakiller]

Let's not forget phthalo red

Yeah I brought the phthalo siblings back together

[spaghettinatural]

daaaamn a home run group of bad bitches ✨

[peachfromcmbyn]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[ouroborosmoons]

Dehumanization and using food as a weapon to ethnically cleanse the North.