[punishedpoisonwater-deactivated]

personally i would let a mouse into my sleeping bag and snuggle it and love it

[punishedpoisonwater-deactivated]

reblog to let him borrow some body heat on a cold winters night

ignore to let him die

[rubystims]

🥺 destruction …….. source | source

[escuerzoresucitado]

[memorycycle]

every day i become 1% more wormlike and every night i sleep it off

[wetthandss-deactivated20241225]

[prehensileteeth]

this is a flawed line of inquiry because op’s humanity would be gradually supplanted by worminess, so different biological rules would apply ig  also its unclear whether this is 1% more wormlike than the current state that day, in which case we would see exponential growth, or 1% from some platonic ideal of op 

[errorschacha]

What’s on your mind? Learn more about yourself and your unique personality type with this scientist-designed word search.

[icarianarts]

George Costanza

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are very good odds that you’ve never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Idk man we were all babies at some point

[prehensileteeth]

number ONE you should all be air bathing, something which can be critical to maintaining good health, and number two, all of you were naked in the womb for like 9 months straight.

[mythrilskirt]

First of all you’re not naked in the womb your mum is literally right there??? Second of all there’s this thing called the elements that fucking suck most of the time and this other thing called clothes which are really comfortable and great

[prehensileteeth]

the first part is fair, but following that line of logic you own mother is probably the most expensive garment you’ve ever worn.  secondly, you only like clothes so much because you’re domesticated livestock that feels stressed in its natural state.  ughk, i bet you wear shoes too.

[mythrilskirt]

Bitch I live in England 😔

[prehensileteeth]

“live”

[such-justice-wow]

Idk but I love the term "continuous united States" to refer to America minus the floaty bits

[official-kircheis]

I regret to inform you that it's "contiguous United States".

[such-justice-wow]

Nooo that's way less cute

Although approximately the same in meaning in this instance

[winterphile]

@such-justice-wow Do you consider Alaska to be a "floaty bit"?

[such-justice-wow]

From my understanding that's what it was describing. In my head it's like just a map of America and no other countries so you have that core part and then alaska and hawaii etc kind of floating around it in a void

[polarbear-phil]

Did you just call Canada a void ?

[such-justice-wow]

Basically every other country too

[prehensileteeth]

France has French Guiana 

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are very good odds that you’ve never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Idk man we were all babies at some point

[prehensileteeth]

number ONE you should all be air bathing, something which can be critical to maintaining good health, and number two, all of you were naked in the womb for like 9 months straight.

[mythrilskirt]

First of all you’re not naked in the womb your mum is literally right there??? Second of all there’s this thing called the elements that fucking suck most of the time and this other thing called clothes which are really comfortable and great

[prehensileteeth]

the first part is fair, but following that line of logic you own mother is probably the most expensive garment you’ve ever worn.  secondly, you only like clothes so much because you’re domesticated livestock that feels stressed in its natural state.  ughk, i bet you wear shoes too.

[janmisali]

what if I used tumblr blaze to promote my toki pona lesson course.....

[janmisali]

using tumblr blaze to get people to read my wario fanfic doesn't feel like a good idea. but using tumblr blaze to encourage people to learn toki pona? that sounds a little nicer doesn't it

[janmisali]

the thing with boosting something to randos is you have no way of knowing what bad takes you'll see in response to it. I've seen a good share of bad opinions about toki pona but those have all been from people who at least think they know things about language

[prehensileteeth]

i think the ease of learning toki pona makes it a lot more viable than esperanto or something , and the idea of being able to learn a language in such a short amount of time could be appealing to those without a special-interest in language, who usually wouldnt be exposed to it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are very good odds that you’ve never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Idk man we were all babies at some point

[prehensileteeth]

number ONE you should all be air bathing, something which can be critical to maintaining good health, and number two, all of you were naked in the womb for like 9 months straight.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You cannot use drugs in olympics but you can use make up & surgery to win miss world and beauty contests.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

You can’t use performance enhancing drugs because they’re really really fucking bad for you.

[prehensileteeth]

its to keep competing without steroids competitive, in the name a "fairness", not out of concern for athletes' health. Many professional sports are actively detrimental, just look at retired football players. For that matter, many cosmetic procedures come with problems of their own.

[prehensileteeth]

fuckin cow

no, thats eohippus, an early horse relative. both are ungulates though, so I can understand your confusion.

[prehensileteeth]

this used to be an art blodg

[prehensileteeth]

me, a mean little imp: stands on your shoulders smacking your smooth bald head very, very hard when you do things which displease me.

[prehensileteeth]

"whatever floats my boat"? that'd be my enormous, boyant penis ma'am

[prehensileteeth]

they call this a PEE NUT