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Killer Klowns From Outer Space Stimboard For My Boyfriend X | X | X X | X | X X | X | X
Forget about being a girlboss. I want more girllosers that I can relate to
wip introduction ; to be so near
My heart! how can I support this? To be so near happiness, and such happiness!
genre: one act play, a comedy of manners status: outlining ao3 tags: retelling, lesbians, ignoring period typical homophobia, side characters becoming main characters, miscommunication for comedy, happy ending
synopsis: Constance Neville is an orphan, the only thing her parents left behind a collection of valuable jewels that serve as her dowry — a collection that her guardian, Mrs. Hardcastle, desperately wants to keep within her family. Constance is set to marry Tony, the wild son of her guardian, but her heart is set on another: the beautiful high-society Georgiana Hastings.
When Hastings visits the Hardcastle estate with a man hoping to marry Tony’s sister, the house falls into a state of confusion and lies, and all the while, Constance and Hastings are desperately searching for a way for them to be together. By the end of the weekend, who knows what will come — and who knows whom will marrying whom!
[image: “Lady Maria Conygham”, Sir Thomas Lawrence]
Do you know where I could read this? It sounds interesting. She Stoops is one of my favorite plays.
hey! if you’re interested, I could send you a copy of my completed script!
Please do ^u^
wip introduction ; to be so near
My heart! how can I support this? To be so near happiness, and such happiness!
genre: one act play, a comedy of manners status: outlining ao3 tags: retelling, lesbians, ignoring period typical homophobia, side characters becoming main characters, miscommunication for comedy, happy ending
synopsis: Constance Neville is an orphan, the only thing her parents left behind a collection of valuable jewels that serve as her dowry — a collection that her guardian, Mrs. Hardcastle, desperately wants to keep within her family. Constance is set to marry Tony, the wild son of her guardian, but her heart is set on another: the beautiful high-society Georgiana Hastings.
When Hastings visits the Hardcastle estate with a man hoping to marry Tony’s sister, the house falls into a state of confusion and lies, and all the while, Constance and Hastings are desperately searching for a way for them to be together. By the end of the weekend, who knows what will come — and who knows whom will marrying whom!
[image: “Lady Maria Conygham”, Sir Thomas Lawrence]
Do you know where I could read this? It sounds interesting. She Stoops is one of my favorite plays.
"I bleed myself to be your drink:
Is not the blood of poets—ink?"
~ William Soutar
you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
THERES NO KETTLES?!?!?!?!?!??
The dark depths of a clown cave
dungeon crawler
The front of his blouse fell loose, the stitches pulling apart, simply because he willed them to. His body matched his face in color. His torso was long and beautifully toned, his chest broad and strong. Pale and smooth. He had a deep adonis belt that trailed down to his sex.
The pants he wore slowly disintegrated, exposing his slender legs. Now all that was left as he sat, his feet tucked under him, was an open jacket. I could finally see all of him and he was breathtaking.
He took a slow breath in, watching me. His lips puffed. I reached forward touching his chest with my finger tips, my palm pressing against his sternum, sliding it up to his left pec. I could feel his odd heartbeat. Still steady- calm. But he tensed at my touch.
“You’re perfect…” My words a whisper. He smiled, puffing air through his nose into a sharp little laugh.
“I can do more…”
I shook my head, confusion spread across my face. His head began to shrink. The cracks in the skin closing, his read hair pulling closer together. It shortened on the sides, and grew fuller at the scalp, forming a wild wave of fiery auburn. He looked like a normal man, save for the yellow eyes. The painting on his face still present, now framing deep set-hooded eyes, a strong nose and a sharp jawline. My own jaw dropped.
“Who was this? I studied the human face as I came closer, running my fingers along his cheek and brow bone. His eyes closed, a gentle sigh escaped his lips.
“Me, from another time. My own version of a human.” The voice that came out was deeper now, but soft, gentle.
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Aaaand that’s all folks. A little snippet of the story I’ve been writing for quite some time. The art was initially inspired by @trishnagaara on instagram. I saw it and had to recreate it. Just made it a little more, me.
Flunky the Late Night Clown On Letterman (1985-89)
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
i cannojt bretahe
I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.
i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh
Clown Orgy
I’m not sure why this exists, but I am glad it does.
varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:
jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
anyone who juggles
feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands
7. you
post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me
I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡
#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown
Are you a common fool or an official fool?
In the modern age "official fools" are also known as "twitter verifieds"