~*~

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[burningdownthehouse]

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[kingdomsheart]

Woody dragging Young Master Xehanort through the mud in KH3

[socksual-innuendos]

I love you KH fans dearly but how do you guys not lose your shit daily when you see disney characters dropping lines like this at bishie anime characters

[demilypyro]

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

This is always so fucking funny to me

[eroscestlavie]

Church basement aesthetics:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat

Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece 

[ebolazaire]

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

[red-isotope-deactivated20181109]

I can smell this post

[trufflesmushroom]

I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

[linkakami]

“Do you care, Mr. Krabs.”

[coolhiroaki]

Adrien Agreste, Miraculous Ladybug: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir (2015-)

[leesh]

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST TIKTOK EVER MADE

[fuzzyby]

Every beginning of a harry styles fanfic ever

[bicon2020]

Miles: We’re here today with twenty year old Peter Porker, better known as Spider Ham, who defeated the villain, the Green Goblin. How did you do it, Mr Porker?

Ham: *in thick Chicago accent* So I used the Bittenbinder method

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

if franz ferdinand didnt want to be assassinated maybe he shouldnt have written a song called take me out ?!?!

[catchymemes]

[pancakeke]

new emoji

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[thoodleoo]

what you’d think the ancient roman republic’s political system is like: a complex but generally functional collection of politicians working together to help rome thrive; after all, the romans took great pride in their republic!

what it’s actually like (roman millionaire voice) mom said it’s my turn on the consulship

[memesandlaughs]

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[growthandsecrets]

Yes! I love these posts!!

[ayooveez]

NEED

[ishtarsativa-blog]

Why not 👍👍