That English Bloke

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Hey, im called Dave. This is my blog that has all the things. All of them. I like lots of things like Doctor Who and Homestuck and pretty much anything that catches my eye so it's always a good experience I guess? My inbox is always open so feel free to drop by and say hi! Thats it bye :)

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little--bean-deactivated2016062

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

the-average-gatsby

misscherrylikesthediscourse

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.

cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

keroa

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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numahachi

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jukun

valbrandur

ddemotivators

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skarchomp

mileseques:

putas666

spacedoutstar

wtf guys

kingkaiser

ruinedchildhood

sodomymcscurvylegs

When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off:

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

hikari-ni-naritai

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

tangobullets

bob-belcher

gochellzgo-deactivated20170221

This is my favorite vine Bruh

pubertad

museedart

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme

seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate

I’ve been thinking a lot about it and this is literally the best title of anything

cumaeansibyl

so I guess it was some ancient Greek who said “truth lives at the bottom of a well” and I don’t know what he meant or why it stuck, but I’ve seen a lot of 19th-century references to it (because people always love showing off how much they know about stuff)

but I like this because imagine how fucking pissed off you would be if you lived at the bottom of a well in the first place, but then you had to climb all the way out of it somehow because humans were such unbelievable assholes that you were forced to yell at them in person