yikes™

ann, you beautiful tropical fish

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[depsidase]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[raylangivins]

[miamaimania]

Delicate predator: ‘Orchid Mantis’ ➤ by the master of surrealism

[slayer-barbie]

"This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day."

Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1964-1966)

[shflshglfjg-deactivated20230627]

[heavensickness]

baby girl i can get melancholic and sentimental over things you can't even imagine

[transcyberism]

hey it's probably a really good idea to download a copy of your Master Promissory Note since most of them stipulate that your loans are *specifically owed to the Department of Education* and if you intend to dispute the debt in the wake of the DoE dissolving that will be really good to have

[transcyberism]

log in and then go to My Documents and download a copy of it. i'm serious. if trump dissolves the DoE entirely it may make the debt uncollectable depending on exactly how they do it, and he's too stupid to listen to lawyers that tell him when he's breaking the law. worst case you have an extra PDF on your computer. best case your student loans go away because you signed a contract to pay DoE and no one else. go download a copy.

[victimising]

[imawitchywitch]

What do you mean we had to listen to “crooked Hillary” and “her emails” for YEARS and now they are somehow okay with some businessman and his 20 yr old interns accessing our money, shutting down departments, and threatening our federal employees?!?

Republicans, you’re being played. They’re stealing our money and destroying our government under the guise of “waste.” This is a heist and you voted for it.

[caesarsaladinn]

you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

they are also like this about vaccines

[arrowmoose]

I made a meme

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[kosmogrl]

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies