The President You Need.

Hunter. 21. Ohio.

[swiftispunk-deactivated20241031]

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

[thenextjenneration83]

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

[left-reminders]

[caecilius-est-pater]

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

[erykah-budew]

When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:

[aawesomepenguin]

[youaremyeverlovin]

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

[vodcar]

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

[fromanotherroom]

Visit Original Link

Mr. Brightside playing from another room The Killers

[natkatlat]

Outside of a school dance waiting for your mom to pick you up after your girlfriend broke up with you in the early 2000s

[porterr-robinson]

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[lukeskywalkertexasranger]

[positronicpussy]

WHAT

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[blondegingersaxon]

The evil Russian memes in question:

[boota]

they made?? soup time??

[nocontextscrubs]

[lukeskywalkertexasranger]

[thenatsdorf]

[knifepdf]

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something