Evita x Thatcher enemies to lovers???
horrible y problemĂĄtico
como alguien q leyĂł ese fic desde el principio hasta el final el problema no termina con el hecho de que es evita x thatcher. el problema es mucho mĂĄs amplio.
sale? sale.
la cosa empieza con el setting. la descripciĂłn del fic es esta:
"It is three months before the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 and the United Kingdom is starting to express doubts over the success of their national finals - especially after the voting rules of the Eurovision has been changed under the influence of Christer BjĂśrkman. Meanwhile, the United Kingdom's head of delegation for the Eurovision gets the epiphany that may just send the UK back into the left side of the scoreboard - but he gets more than what he bargained for."
ahora. esto puede traer algunas preguntas. por ejemplo: EurovisiĂłn 2016?
la respuesta es: en efecto, EurovisiĂłn 2016. la trama es, como indica la descripciĂłn, el reino unido estĂĄ tipo "che mirĂĄ nuestros bailarines son unos pecho frĂo de mierda y asĂ no ganamos ni en pedo" y el encargado de manejar eurovision britĂĄnico tiene un sueĂąo profĂŠtico.
("Do you know the Prime Minister during the years when we used to win the Eurovision is?"
"Margaret Thatcher.")
y bueno. deciden revivirla. para levantar el espĂritu britĂĄnico para ganar eurovision. asaltan la tumba de thatcher (special shotout a maggie thatcher's grave snatcher) para revivir el cadaver en un laboratorio random en londres.
ante esto la audiencia claramente tiene dudas pero no se preocupen, quien escribiĂł esto abordĂł el asunto en las notas del autor:
A/N: Yes, I am aware that Margaret Thatcher's body was cremated after she died. This fanfiction is set on an AU where Margaret Thatcher's body was not cremated but rather, buried in a cemetery.
vamos por el capĂtulo 4 y ahora llegan los argentinos. les llega palabra de que estĂĄn reviviendo a thatcher y dicen (en espaĂąol traducido a la google translate)
"Margaret Thatcher? The one who took the Islas Malvinas away from us?" the Argentine Ambassador asked, "Eso no puede ser! How is that even possible? I doubt anybody in this world has the technology to bring the dead back to life. Otherwise, the Spiritual Leader of the Nation herself would still be around today!" he said, referring to the fact that Eva Peron, the Spiritual Leader of Argentina faced an early death and that there are those of her supporters who are still holding hope that one day, she'd come back to life.
la cantidad de veces que le dicen lĂder espiritual de argentina es. algo. pero si nada los argentinos deciden revivir a su propia girlboss para contrarrestar los efectos de thatcher porque piensan q la revivieron para invadir el resto de la argentina. en vez de para darle apoyo emocional a los del eurovision britanico.
me olvidĂŠ de mencionar q al principio y al final de cada capĂtulo hay cuatro versos de alguna canciĂłn emotiva. anyways. yea this was written w love.
capĂtulo 6 finalmente estĂĄ thatcher viva. estĂĄ siendo escondida por el gobierno britĂĄnico, y tambiĂŠn tiene tipo 40 en vez de los noventipico que tenĂa cuando palmĂł. a lo largo de los capĂtulos tambiĂŠn empieza a dejar links de los vestidos q tienen puestos en las notas de autor.
ya por el capĂtulo 8 la reviven a evita y se revela q su alma venĂa observando todo lo que venĂa pasando en argentina. pero no se vuelve a mencionar <3. anyways le explican las cosas y hay un segmento muy raro donde alguien que claramente no tiene idea de historia argentina trata de decirte cuĂĄl serĂa la opiniĂłn de eva perĂłn acerca de la guerra de malvinas. (does not go well. eva la culpa a isabelita perĂłn.) tambien hablan de macri lo q es un poco gracioso.
anyways. estamos por el capĂtulo 11 de 17. todavĂa no se encontraron. mas de 20mil palabras de setup. wacky hijinks con thatcher siendo coach de los pibitos de eurovision. falta total de entendimiento de polĂtica argentina. literalmente quĂŠ carajo estĂĄ pasando.
did i mention this is enemies to lovers? because it's enemies to lovers. las cosas empeoran drĂĄsticamente apenas se conocen.
"I am Eva Peron." the woman said, "Spiritual Leader of Argentina. Show some respect!" she added as she was about to hit Graham with her handbag, before an arm could stop her
"Eva, calm down!" another female voice said, "I'm really sorry, Mr. Norton. Eva is pretty stressed. Jet lag can be a bummer sometimes." the woman explained
"It's alright, Barei." Graham said, "I should be the one to apologize for this." and then it hit him, I just pissed Eva Peron off. I just pissed off the woman from where the lead character of the Evita musical was based off. What the hell am I thinking?
"And you!" Eva said pointing to Margaret, "You stole Islas Malvinas from us! How dare you?" Margaret felt pretty alarmed upon hearing that. This is it, her cover has been blown. Soon, all of the United Kingdom would know that their beloved former Prime Minister has returned from the dead.
"You must be mistaken!" Margaret said, "I am Amelia Walker-Robertson. I am Graham Norton's cousin!"
"And tonight, you have gone as far as stealing my wardrobe too!" Eva accused her. That night, Eva wore an identical maxi dress to Margaret, "Wardrobe snatcher!" and all of a sudden, Eva went for Margaret's head, tearing off the wig that has concealed her blonde locks and it was right there that her true identity had been revealed. By then, people were paying attention to the commotion, they were shocked by what they just witnessed.
"What the fuck!" one spectator said, "I thought they were supposed to be dead!"
te juro que no sĂŠ.
la cantidad de eurovision que hay en este fic... la persona q lo escribiĂł sabĂa mĂĄs de eurovision q de historia argentina... en un fic acerca de eva perĂłn tratando de averiguar si margaret thatcher quiere invadir el resto de la argentina... y su mĂŠtodo de averiguaciĂłn es... SeducciĂłn.... lo menos que se diga del capĂtulo 13 mejor. lo Ăşnico q voy a mencionar es q cantan parte del musical de andrew lloyd webber evita como parte del proceso de Chamuyo. en el medio de todo tambiĂŠn te tiran este diĂĄlogo:
"The Falklands and Argentina are two different things. One is a contested territory - well, it used to be, the other is your country. If you haven't known, the people back there prefer to remain with us and that has been proven further with the results of a referendum in 2013. Four years before that, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown and your former President Fernandez de Kirchner had a talk about it and they chose to leave the dispute behind. Whoever told you that my country is off to invade the rest of Argentina is speaking nonsense. We never intended and we never will intend to do that.
lo que. man. mirĂĄ que hay historical rpf femslash en esta cosa pero duele menos q eso.
despuĂŠs de esto las cosas se relajan y verdaderamente la historia es acerca de cĂłmo margaret thatcher ayuda al equipo de eurovision a ganar el concurso para no volver a ser humillados por britĂĄnicos. con eva perĂłn de sidekick. ni siquiera aparece en los Ăşltimos capĂtulos, aparece al final nomĂĄs para despedir el fic. genuinamente QuĂŠ Carajos.





















