last night i had a dream that parrot posted a video and i watched it and idk what happened but anyways then i woke up and was told that parrot uploaded 20 mins ago. jumped for joy and immedietly went to watch
live reaction to the parrot farlands ep. because ive been watching the older videos
under the cut bc holy shit it got long
it lowk started out being just for quoting things wifies said to parrot but then i got excite.d.
“Next time…next time take the potion. I can take the stew.” -farlands, 24:28
Parrot: “Dean, are you good?” Wifies: “Parrot, are you good?” -farlands, 44:48
“I’ll try to get him. You stay here.” -farlands 56:07
Parrot tries to give Dean diamond armor, Wifies says “No! No no no (punch) no no no no no. You take the diamond armor. Give him the helmet (to Dean). You need it more. We can’t have you dying.”
Parrot: “What?” Throws chestplate back to Dean.
Wifies: “Take the diamond armor, you have no helmet.”
Parrot: “Well yeah but I’m saying I give Dean the diamond armor cus– (Wifies) he has full gear– he’s clearly weaker– yeah but he’s clearly weaker than us.”
Wifies: “Yeah but we– I can’t let you die. He doesn’t need it, you do.”
Dean: “Dude, what's your problem?”
Parrot: “What? Wifies what are you saying? Deans like the weakest out of like– both of us could survive–”
Wifies: “He still has a totem.”
Parrot: “Here Dean just take this, give me your iron helmet.”
Wifies: “Give Parrot your totem at least.”
Parrot: “You have a spare one, why do you–”
Wifies: “I don’t, I don’t. I popped one then lost one on the way to Dean.”
Parrot: “Wait, oh, Dean you have an extra one?”
Dean: “Mhm” (sounded kinda shameful)
Wifies: “Yeah give him your totem. If not the armor then at least the totem.”
Parrot: “Wait two totems?”
Wifies: “Yes.”
Parrot: “Well, no, I already have one. (Gives one to Wifies) Let’s go. No dilly-dallying bro,” -farlands, 59:30
WIFIES JUST TRIED TO DITCH DEAN (farlands 1:02:25)
WIFIRES JUST PUNCHED DEAN? WITH SWORD? (farlands 1:03:50)
“Dean give Parrot your helmet” -farlands 1:04:48
WIFIES COBWEBBED DEAN AND TRIED TO BURN HIS BOW (farlands 1:05:10)
parrot says he has 6 ems but he has 7. one is luigis. (farlands 1:13:24)
wifies says parrot leaves the cave, wifies gets trapped, and dean dies (farlands 1:17:14)
parrot says what if theres a way they can all three get out. ok bro. ok. we get it you wanna save everyone.
1:40:20 mafia chase wifies whispers
farlands 2:27:17 they sing the thick of it, then [number] bottles of beer on the wall, then play eyespy (it was bedrock), then parrot has two riddles which wifies gets really easy, interrupting him on the first one, would you rather [beeped out] slammed in a door or have to [beeped out] from Dean, then Parrot reads another luigi entry.
farlands 2:34:20 WIFIES BREAKS PORTAL TRAPPING DEAN OHHH MY GOD WHAT DID DEAN DO BRO
WHY DOES THE MAFIA KEEP LEAVING DEAN?????????????? ALLIES???????
farlands 2:37:25 WIFIES TELLS PARROT TO STOP READING THE JOURNAL??? WHAT WIFIES. oh wait no its bc hes sad :( THE SORRY IM DJKSGJHASKQHGBWUKHBQJKA “no you’re okay” BRO. HDGAGWKUQGDKUq im so ill. “the less i know the better” “i dont think thats why you said that. i think you said that cus you dont care” OH MY GODJHAJKBHWGYQHA “i dont care about him?” “yeah.” “if i didnt care i wouldnt care.” OK TEH UCYT? THE CUT? OH MY GOD.
parrot and his allay awww its like his child.
WIFIES FYM YOU CARE ABT THE ENTRIES NOW.
yeah thast right parrot demand info from them
i zoned out wtf happened.
farlands 2:51:00 what is this angst. angst in MY funny minecraft videos? what happened i think i need to rewind.
ok i didnt rewind but im focusing now so
they have the compas =s and dean is gone :(
oh? wifies burned the compass?
“we’re not going to the farlands. you’re not going to the farlands parrot” WHAT
HWAT WHAT WHAT WHWAT WHWAT WHAT
ohhhhh my god yearnfies bro he doesnt want parrot to die. i cna see the signs of him becoming the director ALREADY.
“im keeping you alive.” I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE CRACK?? OH MY GOD WIFIE S THE HSAHJKQHJQ. i can hear the emotion bro. he sounds angry but you can tell he’s starting to cry bro. OH MY GOD NEW HC WIFIES ANGRY CRIES. ok anyways,.
“do i have to die like him for you to belive me?” OH MY GOD BRO
PARROT??? DONTKJ WHQHA YOURE LEAVING HIM? oh my god hes following.? “i know i cant stop you. but im asking you…just for once. be a little selfish and be a little sensible.” OH MY GO WTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FUCK MY LIFE HE THREW THE SPYGLASS WHAT THE FUCK>?????????????????????????????????????????????? OH MY GOD WHAT RHEF FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. imagine wifies scrambling to catch it oh my god. OH MY GOD WIFIES THE CHAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
JHAGYQHAQIHLHALHAL?KJQKLJQine fmlfmlfmlfmlfml FUCK MY LIFE
WTFFUKC WHAT THE FUCKK
oh my god bro. the music stopped too. H E DLETED THE MSG>. WHAT.
omg he still has the allay.
i wonder if wifies is following him.
HE KEEPS SEEING STRUCTURES TH E THREE WENT TO BRO THIS IS CRUEL BRO.
omg the farlands
omg he made it
the allay is this here awe
yk whos not. dean and wifies.
oooh zombie that spawned w carved pumpkin
hes reading the journal .
luigi and parrot are so similar bro. they both
OH M GOO HE TRHEW THE EMERALD.
oh thOH MY GOD THE AALLAY BROUGHT IT BACK OH MY GOD WAWWUWHUAKWK
they both want to make the server a better place and will sacrifice themselves to do it. no wonder parrot misses luigi. they were the same. he sees luigi in himself he cant ever forget luigi because theyre so similar.
ok who is this guy
why does he need a big chair
HOLY BUILD
“just a few days” ok gng
OH MY GOD BROOO ITS SO BIG AND PRETTY AND THE STATUE HOLY CRPAAP????? horace. i. oh my god.
“dyk what th mfia isok straight to it OH MY GOD MY SPELLING I WASSNT LOOKING A T ok keyboard function. i wasnt looking at the screen i was typing on.
building an army from the builders??? bro. yeah horace is right bro the builders are hiding for a REASON 😭
this google doc name is NOT accurate anymore its not things wifies has said to parrot anymore its just be livereacting
“i used to have three friends. luigi dean and wifies.” DONT. NOT WIFIE S </3
luigis the kind person who– just say like you!! hes like you!! savior complex bro!!!
actually tearing up a little
“wifies wanted survival over everything” WIFIES WANTED YOUR SAFETY OVER EVERYTHING.
ok wow. wait why is there a stone block on the tree. ok wtv.
next video is the first war gulps
i will be making another live reaction for it yahoo ok anyways bye
I do like that the arg had a million lesbian/trans flags all around the world so NO ONE can say "well they're just friends" idk chat I think the world is implying something....
Okay so, hear me out, it hasn’t even been out for a day but can we pls use CherishedApples as their shipname cuz i need a way to find the fan works QUICK
First off, it should've been entirely animated. They even already have the style for it! Based off the official concept art given at different MC live events:
Like... do you not see the awe in the mundane? the beauty of a game many people have been playing for a decade? Do you not see the wonder?? the love??
They should've used the minecraft music. There should've been no dialouge, like the movie Flow that came out last year (and won awards)
It should've been about exploring, waking up in a new world, and discovering all of it. Surviving the night. The horror of the first night. That moment you place a bed next to a crafting table and make yourself a home. It should've been about steve and alex meeting in the vastness of this world, by luck by chance by love of the universe
it should have followed their progression as they learned, and grew, and improved at farming and fighting and caring for villagers and caring for themselves
should have been about stumbling upon ruins and monsters and mineshafts and villages and knowing that there is something older in this world, something wiser in it
it should have followed them as they uncovered from these ruins and signs of older life to get to the nether, to learn from the world itself that there is an *end*. A reason for their lives that they need to chase. A dimension they need to liberate.
It should've been about them wanting a reason for living, for waking up in this world, and finding one in slaying the dragon.
And even as they adventure to complete this goal, the viewer knows, can see that the goal of their life isnt to get to the end, but its to *live*
that its about the joy, and the montage of building, and the swell of the peacefull music as they breath in the entirity of this world. That its about finding a home, its about making one.
and they slay the dragon, shower in its light, and they realize this. steve and alex realize that the goal wasnt the end and this achievement, it was the journey
and the end poem plays. In full.
and its read outloud, the only voice spoken in the entire movie, and its the universe speaking to them. to the viewer. and then as the poem is being read you see the final scenes, alex and steve returning to the home they built. taking off on a new adventure. staring out over the expanse of unexplored world as the sun sets.
and the screen fades to black. and the voice says: you are the player. wake up
and then a full beat of silence. the audience seeing themselves in the black of their TV screen. And Sweden plays.
and the credits role.
bonus points if the credits are in the galactic language and fade into english. bonus bonus points if the credits are in the font of the end poem.
and as the credits scroll, there should be a montage of all the famous MC screenshots and SMPs and paradodys and MC youtubers and MC animations.
because its not just a game. Its about everything we made with it.
extra bonus bonus points if the last image is the fuzzy herobrine screenshot.
they should stumble on a pink sheep and it should be like you did, when you were eleven years old, full of awe, as if you had just found something holy
shouldve had a scene where alex tames a wolf with a trembling hand (like hiccup does in how to train your dragon)
should've had the way you pause when you find diamonds for the first time
the thrill of landing a bucket clutch
the moment sailing the ocean when you have to stop just to watch the stars
achievements should've appeared like magic in a book they carry (along with new recipes, as if the universe is trying to guide them) and it could mark down everything they learn about the world they were born into
and the book should have the sketchy concept art style:
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