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So fucked up that the girl who raised over $100k for the australian bushfires by selling nudes got disowned by her family and basically ostracized for single handedly making a huge impact to save the environment. People act like sex work is inherently linked to immorality but when a beautiful woman wants to use her agency and sexuality as an objective force for good she is totally demonized and has her life ruined. She is a pillar of morality and she deserves her name in the history books as a conservation hero!

literalnobody

This just in: If you want to enjoy a service (nudes, porn, strippers, prostitution etc) but simultaneous want to demonize those who provide it (sex workers), you are a clown emperor. Look upon your works, ye plighty, and weep

depp-could-get-it

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

profeminist

“This is what actors (& models & bodybuilders) do. If you see them with razor cut abs, they have been on a low carb, water-reducing diet to get there. You cannot retain that and be healthy. When we shot WOLVES, Jason asked me, “Do I have to have abs n’ shit for this?” I said no.”

- David Hayter, director, Wolves

“The wood chopping scene in The Wolverine was all the footage they could get before Hugh Jackman passed out from dehydration. Dehydration and steroids are the big secret behind Hollywood muscle definition.”

- My name is Grant‏

“Yeah there was a huge piece a few years ago about the prevalence of doping in the aftermath of Dark Knight (roughly), it became an arms race of every male actor going on roids for definition. Compare Jackman in XMen 1 from 2000 to him in Logan, for example.”

- Kuff ‘n’ Klout

“The Hollywood roid phenomenon in one picture”

- Kuff ‘n’ Klout‏

“The Guest” movie -

tatzelwyrm

I like how they call starvation and dehydration a “trick” :)))))))))

thiswaycomessomethingwicked

I KNOW. Fucking killed me. “There’s this neat trick where we encourage disordered eating and dehydration. That’s what bodies should look like!!! This is the Norm!!”

bogleech

Wait so that text wasn’t from a criticism of abusive practices?? It was just “here’s how we did this neat-O special effect!!!!!” ???!???

maid-of-timey-wimey

This is the male equivalent of “magazine cover models are all airbrushed and/or starving” and needs to be spread just as much.

businesshag-deactivated20160606

I HATE THE ONION

princessrhcenyra

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects

sunfortune

twilight sucks bc 99% of its plot Hinges on the cullens being otherworldly hot and that movie had all of them looking like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

turing-tested

this is a coherency free blog

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

gnabrie

stuff that happened in the past decade

thyrell

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

blacktwitterfunny

thehomosocialistchurch

“If you are mean to me I will kill you. If you don’t completely submit to me, I will kill you.”

hook-line-and-anarchy

cops are terrorists in the worst possible way

landofwindandthrowingshade

Retail workers will be literally attacked on the job and we can’t defend ourselves, but these meaty fascists get to curbstomp you for having an “attitude” (read: anything they want)

theygender

This entire article is literally just a threat of violence. Cops get to openly threaten people’s lives (“be respectful to me or I’ll murder you”) and people act like it’s normal

roach-works

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.

villainous-queer-deactivated202

I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.