pretty little howtown

Mira | 23 | ENFP | Scorpio | writing fanfic instead of doing my masters

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Masterlist

The Current* Shit:

Percy Jackson:

Sunbathing

Child of Apollo Headcannon | Extras

Stray Kids’ Han Jisung:

Trouble (headcannon)

Idol!Reader

Title Goes Here (SMAU)

Peter Parker:

Superhero!Reader (headcanon that will be reworked)

Stark!Reader (NHW SPOILERS [headcannon])

Untitled Peter Parker Headcannons

Not so Innocent (imagine)

Casual Sex Carnival (imagine [smut {I need to change the name}])

Perfect Goddess (Series [possibly discontinued])

Ben Hargreaves:

Girl Nextdoor (imagine [smut {I don’t fully sand by this one anymore}])

Astarion:

Mimic

* some of its old, some of its new. the fics i still stand by

The Old Shit:

Tom Holland:

Actress!Reader (headcannon)

CEO!Reader (headcannon)

‘Fuckboy!Tom’ , pt.2 (headcannon [smut {I will reformat this}])

Cover Un-Blown (series [discontinued])

I’m Gonna Keep this Forever (imagine)

Amortentia (imagine [Hogwarts AU {written before ms rowlings tweets}])

Here Take My Hoodie (imagine [written for a follower special])

Diplomacy (imagine [smut])

Randall Carpio:

Misunderstanding (imagine)

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

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who is designing these winter looks ? i need to have a word with them …

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

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Same government voice:

We understand there is now a crisis where young people can no longer see. We simply cannot give them back their sight. We also cannot provide provisions to make their life easier because life isn’t easy.

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apparently ghost of Tsushima is gonna be my new thing… I just think it’s a really good game ok. It has an incredible story with so much to say ok.

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the enemies to lovers trope (usually*) boils down to one character misjudging the other. have them misjudge each other. let their hatred (if that’s what you going for) be unreasonable. let your character contradict themselves and hate the other character at any cost. don’t give in as soon as they have one conversation.

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im back and reading the witcher. i am still on book one …

Anyway! I am getting a tiny little bit sick of Geralt. Do not give Ciri a history lesson and finish it with ‘this is why we have to be neutral’

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Centrist Geralt agenda continues … smh

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im back and reading the witcher. i am still on book one …

Anyway! I am getting a tiny little bit sick of Geralt. Do not give Ciri a history lesson and finish it with ‘this is why we have to be neutral’

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ok więc: geralt gada o historii w taki sposób że ciri czyje się głupia że w ogóle się odezwała i miała inne zdanie od geralta and on ją obejmuje…

geralt’s pissin’ me off right now

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and it literally ends with: we must say neutral ciri. we must think of the children ciri

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im back and reading the witcher. i am still on book one …

Anyway! I am getting a tiny little bit sick of Geralt. Do not give Ciri a history lesson and finish it with ‘this is why we have to be neutral’

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ok więc: geralt gada o historii w taki sposób że ciri czyje się głupia że w ogóle się odezwała i miała inne zdanie od geralta and on ją obejmuje…

geralt’s pissin’ me off right now

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im back and reading the witcher. i am still on book one …

Anyway! I am getting a tiny little bit sick of Geralt. Do not give Ciri a history lesson and finish it with ‘this is why we have to be neutral’

[skeletons0up]

lin-manuel miranda could join your favorite yaoi too

[vault-of-amber]

shout out to house md season 2 for having an episode's moral dilemma revolve around toxic yuri. woman gives up half her liver for her girlfriend who has secretly been planning to break up with her but it turns out the woman knows and is only doing the surgery so the girlfriend will have to stay out of guilt. up there in the top 5 crazy homosexuals in this show

[rachelkatwalsh]

pov: you fell out of a nautiloid

inspired by that one house md promo image

[iri-sponsible]

The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[melanqueerly]

Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.

[phinarei]

Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.

By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.

There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.

That's queerbaiting.

Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.

The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.

Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.

[anglaised]

not fully related but thats also y when i see yall on here like “awww i wish we had purple people or people with horns or people with neon green eyes….💔” im like. yall cant even handle black people…yall cant even handle caring about people like 5 shades darker than you….u want the world to be ‘whimsical’ or whatever yet ur completely fine with white supremacy 😭 evil ass individuals u cant handle a cyclops or a fairy u cant even handle hip hop!!!!

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind