jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
hello vonnie

Product Placement

#extradirty

Love Begins
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oozey mess

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
sheepfilms
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document
Not today Justin
KIROKAZE
EXPECTATIONS
RMH

PR's Tumblrdome
NASA

Kiana Khansmith

titsay
The Stonewall Inn
seen from Congo - Brazzaville

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jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK
I need to go to the seaside until I'm cured
actually think I just need 4 million quid
4 million quid can buy many seaside visits
read this as 4 million squid. which could also be found on a seaside visit
in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"
Ayeeee
Adorable, beautiful magic
Guys, I think I might be gay
The Great Gatsby
"Waiting Gradually Eats The Soul"
by A.F. Vandevorst.
OOOOOHHH
slipknot sounds like werewolf lube
well. it’s true.
Great horned owl (Bubo virginianus)
Photo by Paul Crook on Unsplash
Karin Hosono - Wind
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
(source)
👆 me
Cyanotype printed shells barfootk_art on ig
You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.
you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
can i fucking help you?
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts