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hannanodaa

just a baby and his bunny ☁️🐰

thearcanearts

this is EXACTLY why hanguang-jun must now be within 100 meters of wei wuxian at all times (part 3)

13 years to load in.....

[part 1]

[part 2]

also here's part 4

Wei "i sure hope my big strong husband will protect me ∠( ˘꒳˘」∠)＿" Wuxian

thearcanearts

this immortal master's unparalleled strategy

[part 2]

[part 3 & 4]

daynight139

Sleeping time.

tozki-zac

pakhnokh

House of Gentians Arc 2 || Pages 107-110

Finally out of that damn place!

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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess

MDZS but they have some kind of twitter and cancel culture

Everyones all up in there writing shit about WWX but LWJ is defending him and argues with those people until someone goes "the yiling patriarch is not gonna fuck you bro"

LWJ just says "Yes he is."

And logs tf out

3 days later stan mdzs twitter goes wild cause someone saw hanguang-jun and the yiling patriarch sucking face behind some bushes

jengarie

trying to relearn how to animate! >:]

(originally tweeted on oct 2022)

muqingseyeroll

some funny mxtx name connotations in chinese that i felt compelled to share

i have no clue if any of these are already common knowledge but i’m going to write this post regardless

a lot of these are homophone jokes (when the names sound the same or similar to a different word). i’ll put (hp) where that’s the case

wuxian = wireless (hp). so fans nicknamed wwx “wifi”

lan = blue (not hp). xichen = vacuum cleaning (hp). lan xichen is a blue vacuum cleaner.

if you read the “qi” in “qiren” with a different tone, it means “angering someone”, which is what is always done to lqr (hp)

zhuzhi-lang: zhu (bamboo) zhi (branch) lang (sir) = bamboo stick guy (yes there are more sophisticated ways to put his name but this is funny ok)

shang qinghua = go to tsinghua university (only the first character is hp)

“shooting airplanes” is chinese slang for masturbation. so pidw’s author gave himself the pen name “jerking off into the sky”

this one is minor but wu yanzi = sparrow wu. or if you use hp, “no sparrows”

i don’t think i need to comment on sqq’s supreme cucumber or lbh’s sky pillar, but i just really wanted to mention them again in case you forgot

if hua cheng followed the naming conventions of the other three calamities (color + thing: green lantern, black water, white no-face), he would be named “red flower” which is objectively extremely funny because that name is one of the chinese equivalents of the kid in math problems, except they are also in every other subject’s textbooks throughout your entire schooling career.