.pretty&witty&Gail.

Allison G. Brooklyn, NY. Filipina

[aspotofgobbeh-deactivated201509]

[notpatsykline]

“John William Keedy explores themes of anxiety and varied neuroses in his photography.”

[karenfelloutofbedagain]

I’ve never seen anxiety so accurately translated into art before…

[gourmandghast]

I’m the one with all the lights.

[kaciart]

This stresses me out

[gurhl]

i’m the one with all the peas

[an-eldritch-mystery-deactivated]

I am the sticky note one. That is me.

[weloveshortvideos]

[the-weird-wide-web]

i don’t even watch football but

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

😏 Why? lil duval

[bro-slimdickens-deactivated2015]

NIIIGGGAAAAA !!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[stack3d-stalli0n-deactivated201]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[quixon]

I love how my nigga don’t even gotta sing the song!!!

[g-odcomplex]

^

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[faleep]

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[jupid2]

[elissaalva]

fuck yesssss Selenasssss

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[niggasandcomputers]

Reverse Cowgirl

[quickweaves]

[actionables]

look at this picture

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

[characterloves-deactivated20181]

[hellochameleon-deactivated20161]

So my boyfriend did a thing.

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

Then as im ending the game I come across this.

;u;

[imaginarybatman]

That is the most adorable thing ever.

[flyngdream]

[fer1972]

[amsterdamshadows]

[1upforlife]

That solid era when a male-female team of Hip-Hop/R&B collabos sounded flawless.

[kingomd-deactivated20151007]

back when R&B music actually made you wanna fall in love.

[beyondtheplanetsandthestars]

[peach-molasses]

i remember this…♥

[opheliathyme]

The looks on his face gave me so many feels

[tastefullyoffensive]

[digg]

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance 

[whoa-bruh]

SAME.

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

NEW GOAL

I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE 

[jas0nwaterfalls-deactivated2014]

okay

but did we forget 

that time janet jackson

was basically trying to give this nigga cummies

on stage

did we?

[onebeautifulstranger]

My new favorite tumblr post.