
oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin

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@prettyridiculous
hello sidney, it’s an honor
okay this is my magnum opus
fighting for my Fucking life trying to click the play button on 123movies
This is the spoopy content you need on your dash
This is so precious I can’t even…
Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment!
These are great items because they’re fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. They’re tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one!
I believe they’re acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too.
I think of this time of year as Tumblr’s Annual Pumpkining of the Animals Post.
Let's say, hypothetically, I did the monster mash, and for the sake of argument let's say it was a graveyard smash
straight people: we should really congratulate all the folks involved in the stonewall riots
me: sure yeah.
straight people:
me: i don’t know what i was expecting.
my period an entire week before it even starts
“I liked them before they were famous”
AND DON’T COME BACK.
Tactoon-cat Cartoons
With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.
Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…
Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?
Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…
Oh hang on what’s this?
I’m not sure I can reach it…
Oh crap!!!!
Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain
the future :(
:(
tonight we are eating at the Product Liability attorney’s house
poverty & poor people = bad
poverty ‘aesthetic’ when it’s rich people = good
FINALLY someone said it! I swear I couldn’t stand the “tiny house” bullshit like poor people aint been living that life. Then you got the damn “van life” shit as if these bitches invented sleeping in yo car…