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Pokémon IRL/Rotomblr anon

[pretzelanon]

Uh, hey there :)

Call me Pretzel!

I have an account now :D

uh

trainer card?? if you want that??

Guy on the card isn’t me, of course. Have to keep my anonymity!

Pelipper mail is on! So are magic anons!

Details about my Pokémon under the cut!

Sandwich

Species: Dragonite

Status: got taken…

Additional Info: He can be a lot to handle. He’s very protective of me and the others!

Pizza

Species: Dragonite

Status: GOT TAKEN AGAIN D:

Additional Info: He’s often distracted and lost in his vivid imagination. He enjoys nature! He’s also the one in the banner!

Donut

Species: Dragonite

Status: Pelipper Mail’d (recipient unknown)

Additional Info: They’re very caring and kind to everyone! Nothing deters their kind spirit!

Crepe

Species: Dragonite

Status: taken D:

Additional Info: She absolutely knows how majestic she is. She’s most happy with other creatures, and she hates being touched.

Pancake

Species: Pelipper

Status: got taken…

Additional Info: She works with Pelipper Mail! She’s my mailbird :) she can be very affectionate, prepare to get your snoot booped by a Pelipper

Breadstick

Species: Eevee

Status: aaaaa they took them toooo

Additional Info: Very much a lap creature. They love to be stroked and sometimes sits in my lap for hours.

Waffle

Species: Starly

Status: taken :(

Additional info: My newest Pokémon! She seems to be becoming fast friends with Breadstick.

[cherish-ball-appreciator]

Also, what the fuck is a magic anon!

[voidaccount10-deactivated202603]

Humans in white coats got hit by human in mask with scary fire!!! I got grabbed and put in scary dark box!!!! :(

[pretzelanon]

you okay? :(

[pretzelanon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa suffering :(

[doll-anon]

Oh no! Why?

[pretzelanon]

my Pokémon got stolen by another anon a while ago and I still can’t find them :(

[pretzelanon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa suffering :(

[tenmillionhoppip]

did anyone else fiercely nom pretzel sticks pretending they were a Bidoof as a kid or was I just weird

[pretzelanon]

I did that too :)

[pretzelanon]

helloo! Have you gotten any questions about these underground arena things with microchips that power up Pokemon?

- @pokemontrainermira

I haven’t heard of those before…

interesting?

[pokemontrainermira]

Yeah they've been popping up in unova.

[pretzelanon]

might be a thing exclusive to your world. Haven’t heard of anything like that.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

the world can be a cruel place, but i will choose to be kind in it

[the-haiku-bot]

the world can be a

cruel place, but i will choose

to be kind in it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pretzelanon]

helloo! Have you gotten any questions about these underground arena things with microchips that power up Pokemon?

- @pokemontrainermira

I haven’t heard of those before…

interesting?

[pretzelanon]

every time you’re nice to someone, a Koraidon somewhere gets a sammich :)

[sammich-dammit]

I like going on anon and complimenting people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pretzelanon]

rotating myself in my brain

[voidaccount10-deactivated202603]

Eevee invasion ask game

Reblog to have anons send you a random Eevee in your inbox. Feel free to say if the Eevees are canon or non canon for your blog

Anons can send any kind of Eevee like variants, delta variants, shinies, hybrids or just a Eevee with a different typing.

[fated-furret]

// TO ANY AND ALL OTHER EEBYDEEBY BLOGS:

We should probably stop referring to the term "Elevated" as a slur in-universe. Not only is it making a few people uncomfortable, it could potentially cause problems if any posts about it broke containment.

Note, it should still be okay to talk about it! Just call it insulting and demeaning.

Another thing! Though this post is directed to eeby and eeby-adjacent blogs, please reblog this even if you're not one of those!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

//Could someone inform me on what eebydeeby means? I think it means someone who was turned into a pokemon but I am unsure//

[pretzelanon]

//I believe it’s a human who was turned into a Pokémon or a Pokémon that was turned into a human

[zygarde-the-guardian]

..... Kitty!!!

[It's a picture of a very confused shiny litten]

[chillinrpmemes]

Send ❝ Who's that? ❞ and my muse will talk about another muse the mun has.

whether it's on a multimuse blog or a separate blog oc/canon/aus count. everything's on the table regardless if the muse knows them or not.

[beanofjudgement]

A little background: The term "bean" as an endearing compliment has its roots in the phrase "Lovable bean", which is an affectionate mispronunciation of "Lovable being". So you now know what I mean when I and others call you a Big Bean.

This is absolutely a fantastic explanation, yes! But as it stands, then... that would make all of you beans as well, by this definition! I declare everyone here as 'beans'!