queen of shadows

31. weirdo. i like being naked

[geniuss-loci-deactivated2021052]

Eugène Cyrille Brunet, Messaline

[fiftiesbbydolldress]

[suspend]

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.” – Sam Keen, To Love and Be Loved

[hypat1a]

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[faggottt]

Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[depressed-furby]

[croclicious]

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

[longgonebabe]

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

[urgetocreate]

Jeremy Miranda, Greenhouse at Night

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[el-shab-hussein]

@allthecanadianpolitics what’s up with Alberta? 😂

[allthecanadianpolitics]

‘We’re winning’: how a Canadian province the size of France stays rat-free

The stirring story of how Alberta became the first place in the world to banish the rat

History of rat control in Alberta | Alberta.ca

Tagging: @abpoli

[foxandfloral]

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

[safelyendangered]

Cheers for all the print orders! Here’s a comic 🐶

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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