still kinda not over ichiro taking a bite out of his hamburger in the leaders bonus hypster track and going 'it's so good!! it tastes really meaty!!' lmao
A Sweet Yellow Curry You Just Can't Stop Eating!: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL
Ramuda: Okay! ☆ It’s great to see everyone has been serious in making some curry!
Gentaro: Well, though this event feels capricious by nature, it’s still a battle I do not wish to lose.
Dice: Can we hurry up and eat already? I’m so hungry I could pass out!
*beeping noise*
Ramuda: Ah, rice is done! Plating time~!
Gentaro: Oh, and you’ve prepared our curry to go with it. Then shall we try Ramuda’s curry first?
Ramuda: Okaaaay! Eat up everyone! ☆
Gentaro: Let’s see. *throws it up*
Dice: *loud eating noises but also spits it back up*
Gentaro: What in the world…??
Ramuda: I call it, “Sweet Like Honey Curry!!!!!!☆”
Gentaro: Y-You say sweet like honey, but I think I’ve been assaulted by the amount of sugar…
Ramuda: That’s because I used honey instead of water!
Dice: M-My throat is on fire…W-Water… I need water…!!
Ramuda: So I was thinking of how to stand out from the other divisions and decided to try something completely original! What do you think??
Dice: What do I think?? Is food just a game to you??
Ramuda: That’s so mean!! I thought long and hard about this!
Gentaro: There are still other curries to get through. So, let’s eat mine next.
Ramuda: Uh, it looks like yellow soup… Is this really okay to eat?
Gentaro: Since we, as a team, have a pop image, I thought it would be remiss to not incorporate that in the curry.
Dice: …But I don’t see any actual food in it.
Gentaro: Because of anticipated mass reproduction in the pursuit of commercialization, I have decided a liquid only curry would be most suitable. And to compensate for the lack of ingredients, I used butter for richness in taste.
Ramuda: That’s such a lonely sounding curry…
Gentaro: What ever is the matter? Please, eat up.
Dice: *loud eating noises* …??
Ramuda: …Mmm, it’s gross… I really don’t wanna say it, but I don’t like this…
Gentaro: Is that so? Do tell me why; however, if I find your reasoning lacking, I simply will continue to serve you this roux.
Ramuda: Nooooo!! I don’t want anymore of the yellow stuff!!!
Dice: How dare you treat food like it’s a joke!! …Geez, obviously neither of y’all know what you’re doing. Curry is meant to be paired with rice!! None of your flavours helps elevate the taste of white rice!! Now this is real curry! Eat your heart out and understand that this is what it means to be one with the flavour of rice!!
Ramuda: *eats*
Gentaro: *eats* …Hm.
Dice: How is it?? Doesn’t it make you want to eat more??
Ramuda: I mean I could but… it’s just a normal curry? Like how is this any different from a regular chicken curry?
Dice: Are you blind?? If you looked in the pot right now, you could clearly see a huge amount of locally raised chicken went into this!!
Gentaro: Well, I can certainly see how many chicken bones are in the curry.
Dice: Hahaha! haaa… Weeeell, I guess I did get hungry and ate some while making it!
Ramuda: *eats* …hm?? Wait, you gotta try this!!
Gentaro: ? You mixed mine and Dice’s curries together…? *eats* …Oh my!
Dice: It’s so good!! Who would have thought my curry and that yellow junk actually combined really well??
Gentaro: Then perhaps… Let’s try adding some of that absurdly sugary curry to this!
Ramuda: Sweet Like Honey Curry coming right up~!
Dice: Hey, this actually looks really good!
Posse: *eats* !!
Ramuda: Woooooow!! I’ve never had curry like this before!!
Gentaro: I can’t believe we’ve stumbled upon creating such a masterpiece…!
Dice: *excessively loud eating noises* This spoon’s not stoppin’!!
Ramuda: Aaalright, then that settles it! ☆ Let’s combine all of our curries!!
Dice: Looks great!! There’s no way we’re losing with this curry!
Gentaro: Precisely! On that note, what shall we name it? “Posse Curry” possesses little impact…
Ramuda: Hmmmm… How about, “The Sweet Yellow Liquid You Can’t Stop Eating!”
Dice: Sounds good to me!
Gentaro: However, I made a curry, not a mere liquid.
Ramuda: Oh yeah? Sowwies☆ Then we’ll call it, “The Sweet Yellow Curry You Can’t Stop Eating!”
Gentaro: It certainly has a nice ring to it.
Dice: Heh heh, it sure does!
Ramuda: And with this curry, our victory is guaranteed!! ☆
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