Mischief Managed

James Fleamont Potter 7th Year, Gryffindor, Head Boy Future Hero

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he threw up defensive palms, a light scoff emitting from his tiers. “ i’m hardly high and mighty, i was making a joke if you can handle that, potter. ” rabastan retorted sourly as his eyes rolled in their sockets lithely. 

         he hated the old aged feud between his house and the others. the negative connotations and stereotypical views too – they weren’t all like that. he didn’t have to use his ambition and resourcefulness the way others did. “ —oh, really? and if you haven’t noticed, i’m not most slytherins. ”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

“Not much of a joke if you’re the only one laughing, Lestrange,” James replied, shrugging, though there was no malice in his voice.

He cocked an eyebrow, arms crossing his chest. “You aren’t? Well, I suppose that’s not too surprising. Don’t think I’d be able to stand you otherwise.”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

ama honest opinion on each of your boys

“Well, I love them, obviously. Sirius is somewhere between my brother and my wife, honestly. He can be a bit of a prat, but I dunno what I’d do without him. Remus is a little uptight, but he’s one of the strongest people I’ve ever met. I worry about Peter sometimes, but I know there’s so much more to him than other people see.”

“They’re my boys, and I’d do anything for them.”

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hon alecto

“She’s… decent looking. Not exactly my type. I find it rather difficult to be attracted to blood purists. And she’s admitted she doesn’t think I’m attractive, so clearly she can’t see very well, which is really too bad. So I believe that leaves me at a not.”

[brixrgxl-blog]

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

“well, s’pose we just won’t be telling remus about it, then. c’mon.”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

“Excellent, just you and me on this one. I’ve been wondering how many flobberworms Filch’s desk could hold since first year.”

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Realizing he’d misspoke he corrected himself, “Maybe if he would just file down her claws she’d be okayish. It’s not like she’s ever caught me out at night or in the restricted section so her meowing isn’t even what bothers me. I wonder if she hates me more because I have a cat of my own and she smells Abra on me.” Fabian shook his head giving up on the feral feline. “Well I’ll have next year to work on him as well. Maybe he’ll figure it out between now and 7th year.”

“Can’t blame them. Food is precious, and necessary for life. My reasoning for why the potion will only last a couple hours. I’m too young to become a murderer.” He nodded, “I still need to write up 3 more inches on Evanesco. But speaking of which, what was his reaction to hearing you’d made Head Boy? Dread? Or just plain surprise?”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

“Somehow she’d still find a way to be a menace without claws. I heard someone swear that she jumped off a bookshelf to try and land on ‘em the other day.” James gently patted his shoulder in an attempt to be reassuring. “I wouldn’t take it personally, mate, or if you do, take it as a compliment. Filch thinks you’re too clever for him to deal with on his own, so he’s got that beast pulling double duty.”

James laughed and shook his head. “I didn’t actually get to see the look on his face, but Professor Dumbledore hinted in the letter he sent this summer that there was quite a bit of screaming when Filch found out. He gets this weird twitch whenever he sees me in the hallway, like he’s about to go off right there and just lose it.”

[vixenmckinnon-blog]

“Just make sure that when I’m drunk and come into your dorm looking for someone to snog, you’ll give me a push towards his bed.” She reached up to ruffle his hair, but gave a laugh and winked back at him instead. “Trust me, Jamesie, I know what your best features are.” The blonde had to think for a moment of who she might request on her share of the list, but there were few names that stuck out. “Now, now, if you are planning on sharing, we’re going to have to go over some ground rules.” Marlene teased, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively at him. “I don’t think we’ll have too much trouble with that. Actually, getting others to fight over us might be a good tactic, though, I’m not touching the Slytherins with a ten foot pole.”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

“Can do,” James said, nodding. With a laugh, he gently pushed his hand away from his hair before doing his part to mess it up even worse. He looked best when his curls were going in literally every direction. “I suppose a few rules wouldn’t hurt. And there’s definitely a few blokes I have to call dibs on.” He was about half teasing. “I can take the Slytherins then. Well... some of them anyway. Even I’ve got my limits.”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

wyr betray your friends or betray your family?

“Now that’s just a mean question. I guess my family. I love my parents, but… they don’t need me the way my friends do.”

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fuck marry kill - your fellow marauders?

“Again, kissing instead of killing. I couldn’t hurt any of my mates like that. I’d kiss Peter. He’s sweet and I think he could do with a good snog. Fuck Sirius and marry Remus, mostly cause if Sirius were the type to settle down, he and I would already be married. And Remus would definitely make the best husband out of all of us.”

“No, I haven’t thought about this too much, why would anyone think that?”

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ama- if you weren't in gryffindor, what house do you think you'd be in? which other house would you want to be in?

“I don’t think the other houses would take me. I guess I’ve got the blood for Slytherin, but I’d just up and leave if I was stuck there. Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff would be alright though. The hat said I’d make a decent Hufflepuff, so there might be best.”

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nml the black sisters

“A night with Bellatrix, anymore than that and I know one of us wouldn’t get out alive. Hmm… a month with Narcissa I suppose. Her ego’s almost as bad as mine, but I think I could stomach her that long. And obviously life with Andromeda, no question on that.”

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others – specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!  

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

hye felt out of place or like you didn't fit in?

“Nah, not really. I’m very popular.”

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fmk lily, mary, marlene

“Can it be fuck, marry, kiss instead? Don’t particularly fancy killing any of them. I’d fuck Marlene, already know she’s the most fun in bed. Probably kiss Evans, cause anymore than that wouldn’t end well.. So that leaves marrying Mary, which I expect would be alright.”

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❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into slug's supply cupboard.❜

“You running low on potions ingredients?” James asked, already getting up to look for his cloak. “Or did you just wanna throw some shite at a cauldron and see what sticks?”

[pridecoveredpotter-blog]

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

“Probably,” James said with a shrug. “No reason not to try it though. I expect espresso might taste a bit better.”

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others – specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!  

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜